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<blockquote data-quote="JonFrum" data-source="post: 272393"><p><strong>Smithers! Release The Hounds!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Someone is channeling the spirit of C. Montgomery Burns!!! Charles Montgomery Burns, Tycoon. Runs the Springfield nuclear power plant where Homer works. Smithers is his assistant.</p><p></p><p><strong>Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers.... Layabouts.... Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered.</strong></p><p></p><p>Favorite Mr Burns Quotes:</p><p></p><p>Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.</p><p></p><p>I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.</p><p></p><p>What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?</p><p></p><p>Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time.</p><p></p><p>I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me.</p><p></p><p>A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.</p><p></p><p>Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.</p><p>Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.</p><p></p><p>Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JonFrum, post: 272393"] [B]Smithers! Release The Hounds![/B] Someone is channeling the spirit of C. Montgomery Burns!!! Charles Montgomery Burns, Tycoon. Runs the Springfield nuclear power plant where Homer works. Smithers is his assistant. [B]Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers.... Layabouts.... Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered.[/B] Favorite Mr Burns Quotes: Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp. I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time. I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir. Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones. [/QUOTE]
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