Me day

[TooTechie]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

 

[Operational needs]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

Good for you! Everyone needs a "me day" now and then. Enjoy!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

She won't let me.


But I do it any ways

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ask
@Brownslave688
And

@JakefromStateFarm

 

[Brownslave688]

Ask
@Brownslave688
And

@JakefromStateFarm

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

Did you remember to put your Browns on?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do I ?

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

Did you shave?

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

Do you have an iPhone your wife can track?

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.

Pitch the ticket stubs and pay with cash.

 

[Brownslave688]

These are all just things I would hypothetically do...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

These are all just things I would hypothetically do...

Big P*

 

[Indecisi0n]

My me days normally last about 2-3 minutes in from of my computer.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Did you remember to put your Browns on?

Did you shave?

Do you have an iPhone your wife can track?

Is your wife a detective or something?

 

[Brownslave688]

Is your wife a detective or something?

Why take any chances?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Is your wife a detective or something?

No,but......she knows wut a lazy ass he is.

 

[Brownslave688]

No,but......she knows wut a lazy ass he is.

When you take as many dead days as me she doesn't believe when you're actually working.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

When you take as many dead days as me she doesn't believe when you're actually working.

I wonder why?

 

[oldngray]

When you take as many dead days as me she doesn't believe when you're actually working.

When your wife calls she goes, "Why weren't you home?"

 

[Brownslave688]

I wonder why?

I mean I don't blame her.


Just means I need to be more thorough on the days she doesn't know about.