Me day

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by TooTechie, Feb 12, 2016.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Do you ever take covert "unsanctioned by the spouse" days off?

    I woke up, saw it was 5 degrees out, browned up, booked off, brought my son to school, drove a couple towns away, got a chai latte, hung out at barnes and noble reading for a while, headed to the cinema and bought tickets to 3 movies perfectly timed out, then planning to get a massage.

    That should get me home around the right time to pull it off.
     
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  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Good for you! Everyone needs a "me day" now and then. Enjoy!
     
  3. She won't let me.


    But I do it any ways
     
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Did you remember to put your Browns on?
     
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  6. Do I ?
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Did you shave?
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Do you have an iPhone your wife can track?
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Pitch the ticket stubs and pay with cash.
     
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  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    These are all just things I would hypothetically do...
     
  11. Big P*
     
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    My me days normally last about 2-3 minutes in from of my computer.
     
  13. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Is your wife a detective or something?
     
  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Why take any chances?
     
  15. No,but......she knows wut a lazy ass he is.
     
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  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    When you take as many dead days as me she doesn't believe when you're actually working.
     
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  17. I wonder why?
     
  18. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    When your wife calls she goes, "Why weren't you home?"
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I mean I don't blame her.


    Just means I need to be more thorough on the days she doesn't know about.