Mel Gibson

[Sammie]

Sammie...we could share custody of Mel.

Hey, wait a minute. Don't forget me! 3 way split. LOL

ATTENTION ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE:

Sharing won't be an option here. Just try me.

Come down to earth girls. What you need is a faithful, hard workin' blue collar type of guy. I know somebody that could fill the bill.

And we appreciate the offer Big B, but as you probably already know,
bad boys usually win out over the good guys...

 

[drewed]

Wasnt mel the stereotypical good guy for years? Married for many years, built a church at his house.....

 

[Big Babooba]

ATTENTION ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE:

Sharing won't be an option here. Just try me.

Where's the Jello?




And we appreciate the offer Big B, but as you probably already know,
bad boys usually win out over the good guys...

I'm not bad, I'm wicked good!

 

[ajblakejr]

I want Braveheart Mel...

I want to find out what he was wearing under his Kilt.

Murron: You're going to teach me to read, then?
William Wallace: Aye, if you'd like.
Murron: Aye!
William Wallace: In what language?
Murron: Ah, you're showing off now.
William Wallace: That's right. Are you impressed yet?
Murron: No. Why? Should I be?
William Wallace: Oui. Parce que chaque jour j'ai pensé à toi.
[Yes. Because every single day I thought about you]
Murron: [hesitates, impressed despite herself, then smiles] Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
William Wallace: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try.

 

[Sammie]

I want Braveheart Mel...

I want to find out what he was wearing under his Kilt.

From what I've heard, seen one, seem 'em all...

 

[Sammie]

Originally Posted by Sammie
ATTENTION ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE:

Sharing won't be an option here. Just try me.

Where's the Jello?

I'm not bad, I'm wicked good!

JELLO. Isn't that a little tame for such a wicked boy?

 

[moreluck]

Drewed.....Supposedly there's a huge church almost completed on his property.....we're not talking chapel here, it's a full sized church, like for a small town !!

 

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by Sammie
ATTENTION ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE:

Sharing won't be an option here. Just try me.

Where's the Jello?



JELLO. Isn't that a little tame for such a wicked boy?Down & dirty is fine, but there's always room for Jello! I didn't say I was wicked, I said I was wicked good!

 

[Sammie]

RECIPE:​

1. Add 12,500 gallons of boiling water to the Swimming Pool at night on a cold evening.2. Add 18.75 tons of Jello. Stir until dissolved.

3. Add 12,500 gallons of cold water.

4. Chill.
Makes 800,000 servings of 1/2 cups each

That would be some swimming party!​

 

[Big Babooba]

RECIPE:​

1. Add 12,500 gallons of boiling water to the Swimming Pool at night on a cold evening.2. Add 18.75 tons of Jello. Stir until dissolved.

3. Add 12,500 gallons of cold water.
4. Chill.
Makes 800,000 servings of 1/2 cups each

That would be some swimming party!​

Use Black Cherry Jello and Peach Tree Schnapps.

 

[Sammie]

Who woulda thunk it? That sounds good! My old stand by is hot chocolate w/cinnamon schnapps.

 

[Sammie]

Mel Gibson is getting a divorce. Let's see, no pre-nup, married 29 years, still a minor child at home and he's worth about $900 million. Mrs. Gibson is gonna be AOK !!

For all we know, Mr. Mel could be a son of a gun. Heck, the whole
world thought O.J. was so happy go lucky - the Heisman, Monday Night Football, the Hertz rent a car commercials, the Naked Gun and it's sequels, who knew?

Judging from Mel's temper and language the night he was arrested for
drunk driving, he just might be one piece of work. So much for money and success.