MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Express is going down so fast I can feel the heat from the meltdown. The bad decisions and moronic behavior from the top are just piling on top of each other. It's just like a Bond movie or even "Austin Powers", where the rocket/command center/Moon base/ Evil Space Lair/ Sinister HQ is on the countdown to self-destruction and the heroes are making their escape plans at the last minute. Fred is in his silver suit with Mr. Bigglesworth, getting ready to enter his Courier Pak-shaped escape pod.
Cue deep announcer voice saying " Self-destruct sequence initialized, detonation in 10-9-8....." Actually, it's really getting entertaining. I wonder how Fred is going to look when he addresses Wall Street with a smoking Brooks Bros. suit, scorched Guccis, and his hair on fire?
Cue deep announcer voice saying " Self-destruct sequence initialized, detonation in 10-9-8....." Actually, it's really getting entertaining. I wonder how Fred is going to look when he addresses Wall Street with a smoking Brooks Bros. suit, scorched Guccis, and his hair on fire?