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<blockquote data-quote="diesel96" data-source="post: 465324" data-attributes="member: 9859"><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>MANAGEMENT TEST</strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Wrong Answer :Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four year old.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Courtesy of Fun E Humor.com</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="diesel96, post: 465324, member: 9859"] [B][COLOR=#ff0000][B]MANAGEMENT TEST[/B][/COLOR][/B] [SIZE=2]The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager." 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ? Wrong Answer :Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four year old. Courtesy of Fun E Humor.com [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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