Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to Heaven. Upon entering the pearly gates, God tells her that since she has lived such a good life, giving to charitable causes, women's rights and such, He wants to give her something special. Farrah, not wanting to be self serving says, God, I just want you to take care of all the children back on earth. Please keep all of the children safe. Michael Jackson RIP 1958-2009 Anybody else heard any good ones?