1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Sometimes during the schoolyear if she's still home when I wake up. At that time of day it's MrHappy's idea mostly.
Morning sex
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BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Dr Morningwood
Awakened you have...
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Good morning Mr. Woodcock....
Awakened you have...
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I have a big package for you....
Can you give me a hand?
Can you give me a hand?
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Or two?
Awakened you have...
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How ever many hands as you have available..... It's a huge "over 70" package.
Don't want to throw my back out when I reach for a piss.......
Don't want to throw my back out when I reach for a piss.......
Indecisi0n
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I sometimes sleep on my arm so it goes numb and then use that hand so it feels like someone else is doing it.
Myleftsideistan
Hot
Time doesn't matter, but most women prefer night. Aka being in the dark.
Johney
Well-Known Member
Passing your wife in the hallway and both yelling
you at each other doesn't count.
If it did,she would be considered a nymphomaniac.Passing your wife in the hallway and both yelling
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
We married into the same family??
Actually I can't complain too much.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Mines a saint to put up with me
She doesn't have enough life insurance on you,that's all.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
She has been wanting to start shooting again. Should I be worried?
Only if you see a life insurance salesman at your house.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Marriage usually cures Nymphomania in most women.
I always tell my wife. That cheap wedding band I gave you,must have given you lockjaw.
That always goes over well.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
1/2 carat seems to do it.
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