Most frequent package that comes every year and irritates the crap out of me or you

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by upsbeernut, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Why , why, do you housewives have to order furniture and rugs during xmas. This is a age old question that has baffled me from day one. Does anyone have an answer? I guess the wine country baskets, trampolines, heaters, dehumidifiers, Xmas trees, fireplace enclosures, Barbie electric cars, 40lb fruit boxes, lazy boy chairs, and exercise equipment are a better alternative.
     
  2. Because,they are not getting any!
     
  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    I don't know about you, but nobody, not even my wife and sons, drives my pickup.

    If it weren't for you, how would they get that big, heavy crap?;)
     
  4. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    1. Their lazy. 2. Cheaper on line. There's the answer
     
  5. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    So their happiness is directed to money spent from their fat husbands bank account that is not interested in nothing else. I hear ya!
     
  6. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    That's exactly right no one has a truck like their supposed to.
     
  7. Atleast they didnt order,a big grill!
     
  8. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    I like dragging it to their door but it is because husband don't have a truck or can't get it in his Mercedes.
     
  9. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Yup that's how the game is played homeboy. Don't even remotely try n figure out a woman's mental thinking or mental makeup. It's an answer that's impossible to come up with. Not even going to try n figure it out anymore. Is what it is. One of the greatest mysteries in life dude lmfao.
     
  10. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    That was funny I know your being sarcastic on that one. How many Weber or double charmglows have you had?
     
  11. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    I back to garage, drop it, beep the horn and DISAPPEAR LIKE A VIRGIN ON PROM NIGHT lmfao
     
  12. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Your right on point, women are like a tight fisted ball of unpredictable confusion but I love them anyway. When the ball unravels its pure heaven. I would never cut down women, we have our own problems that balance them out.
     
  13. Too many! only to houses,with lots of steps,of course!
     
  14. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    No doubt dude I love them too but let's be real their all crazy deep down inside somehow some way lol. That's why I don't even try n figure them out anymore. Not trying to be a peckerhead about it but truth is men n women are just wired differently so in reality their different than us n they have the right to say we're crazy too. Had to cover my butt on that comment fellas lmfao
     
  15. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Of course, even apartments up 3 flights. . Ive been jokingly asked to put it together, yeah I have 3 hours lady to read a 10page instructional manual and assemble your grill with parts leftover . That's what hubbies are for.
     
    Last edited: Nov 23, 2014
  16. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

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  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    They're all crazy

    Just different degrees of crazy
     
  18. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Unless they go crazy all over you then everyone is happy.
     
  19. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    I can deal with crazy but can't deal with super crazy. There is a difference n I think us fellas can relate to that as stupid as that sounds lmfao.
     
  20. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Just like Hearts song, let me go crazy on you. Let me go crazy, crazy on you uuuuuu
     
  21. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Just got to know how to deal with them that's all. Pick your battles kinda like at work ya know lol.