Mr Fedex goes big time

[59 Dano]

Mr fedex gets quoted about 2/3 into the article.
I would love to see Dano the shills face when he sees this.

You may not realize this, but news stories have been quoting dumb anonymous web forum posters for as long as there's been web forums.

But I'll humor your in your idol worship of the MF.

Ahem, here goes.

OMG!! THE CSM HAS REPORTED WHAT MF SAID!! OMG OMG OMG!! IT'S ON!!! IT'S ON!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ANONYMOUS INTERNET COMMENTS ARE PURE TRUE FACT AND THAT'S THE SMOKING GUN!!! MF WILL BRING FRED DOWN!!! MF WILL BRING FRED DOWN!!! OH NOOOOOES!!!11!!

How's that?

 

[59 Dano]

LOL. Really? Nothing against MFE, but all Memphis is going to do with that quote is urge journalists to "...comb through MFE's posts and note the wild speculation, unsubstantiated claims, disgruntled opinion and admitted hatred for the company. In light of this context, Fedex is highly skeptical and urges others to use caution when viewing the claims made by this individual."

I dunno about that. I think his posts about Smith's and MT3's bowels and the "EFF YOU, FRED" posts are very deep and intellectually persuasive.

 

[59 Dano]

Your're just jealous.
Give him some credit,that's a large national news source he was just quoted in.

I have to give you your due, you are right. MF could be the next Jesse Macbeth or Bill Burkett,

 

[59 Dano]

So how 'bout it couriers? Anyone else ready to go in front of the camera?

What, you didn't see the stampede to the news studio?

 

[59 Dano]

Perhaps they are already working on a big expose of all the non sense this company pulls.They have the motherlode of whistleblowing employees on here.A more in depth look can take months of journalistic investigating.

Your erection has lasted more than four hours. Call your doctor.

 

[59 Dano]

why is Dano that close to your butt?

He's got a mancrush. I'm honored.

 

[59 Dano]

I'm sure all college graduates looking for work say that to a potential employer. I think not.

As if you know anything about being a college graduate...

 

[59 Dano]

You sure 'know' a lot for someone who's just a courier

I've always said that he's wasting his talents working as a courier.

 

[59 Dano]

There are dozens of scandals, most of which have been skillfully covered-up. Some involve drugs, others theft. The one continuous theme is that FedEx doesn't want it in the media, so they terminate and don't prosecute.

Like everyone else with any business sense. General Motors fires people every day and it rarely makes the news.

 

[MrFedEx]

Your erection has lasted more than four hours. Call your doctor.

At least he has the capability to have one.

 

[Cactus]

As if you know anything about being a college graduate...

Why don't you post your credentials wiseass?

I'm sure you have a BS in brown-nosing.

 

[MrFedEx]

I've always said that he's wasting his talents working as a courier.

Maybe I'm not a courier.

 

[MrFedEx]

Why don't you post your credentials?

I'm sure you have a BS in brown-nosing.

The crap hits the fan, and heeeeeres' DANO!! Just like magic.

 

[59 Dano]

Maybe I'm not a courier.

It wouldn't be the first lie you've told here.

 

[59 Dano]

Why don't you post your credentials wiseass?

I'm sure you have a BS in brown-nosing.

Bachelors of Science in a business field. A little post-graduate work here and there.

How about you? Let me guess, PhD?

 

[MrFedEx]

It wouldn't be the first lie you've told here.

No lies, just truth. The lies are your job.

 

[59 Dano]

He has an SA, as in Sucking-Ass, from Brown Nose University. The crap hits the fan, and heeeeeres' DANO!! Just like magic.

And by, "Just like magic," you mean, "He finally showed up after eight days!"

 

[59 Dano]

No lies, just truth.

So you left the company in 2010. And 2011. And 2012.

 

[Cactus]

Bachelors of Shills in a business field.

Yeah I thought so.

 

[59 Dano]

Yeah I thought so.

And you've got such a clever wit, too!

For some reason, I imagine you writing your responses on your monitor with a crayon. It's a silly thing to imagine, I know, but I'm just going where your intellectual content of your posts takes me.