MrFedEx Is Hiring Ground Drivers!!

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Wanted: Simpletons who will work their ass off for nothing and realize that they want a job with no future for themselves or family. You must be willing to work long hours utilizing sub-standard vehicles that may or may not be properly maintained. You must also be willing to subject your family to long waits in the ER while they seek treatment for medical issues. Dental problems? Hell, I've got a pair of rusty Vise-Grips and some channel-lock pliers if there are any issues. Oh, and please be willing to work for nothing when I need you to, which will be often. Retirement? Not offered. Also remember that you take marching orders from FedEx, not me. I'm just here to make it all look good and above board and take my healthy cut of the action. Call now at 1-800-BIG-SCAM.
     
  2. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    I wonder if you put that on Craigslist would you get any inquiries? :kickme:
     
  3. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I guess if you can't get anything done organizing Express, this venture might prove more.fruitful for you.
     
  4. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    You do realize, MFE, that this is exactly the idiotic banter that R1a point out as pointless, don't you? A waste of time that proves nothing and goes nowhere. The difference is I'm not up against the clock with serious organizing to do. You are. I expect it from cactus and sph, but you should know better.
     
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Call me on the 1-800 number.
     
  6. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    R1a is not the Oracle of Exact Truth. He has his own opinions, and I have mine. While I happen to agree with him most of the time, I happen to think that Express employees deserve more than the "New Normal", and that the Ground "goldmine" is not assured. If I want to rant on the low quality of Ground workers and the scam nature of the business model, that's my business. While organizing Express is certainly an uphill climb, there is no reason to respect and/or condone the scam that is FedEx Ground.
     
  7. northbound

    northbound Member

    Blah blah blah stooge blah blah blah
     
  8. vin059

    vin059 New Member

    do these ground guys think they have a good deal???.....what the hell is wrong with them????
     
  9. Quote of the day on my route. "You smell a lot better than the other FedEx guy".
     
  10. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member


    I imagine that "other FedEx guy" drives a truck that letters E and x are green in color.
     
  11. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    That must be the best you've got?

    Lame.
     
  12. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    If it bugs you so much then why did you bother to read it?

    Not a lot to do today, huh?
     
  13. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    This proves how intelligent they are.
     
  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    it's Monday. I never do much on Monday.
     
  15. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I have a bad deal? LOL. If you say so...i guess.
     
  16. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    You are a bad deal for the people who work for you.
     
  17. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    and they stay so they are "morons". But you don't talk trash about Ground folks, now do you?
     
  18. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Keep trying to deflect away from the fact that FedEx (through you) underpays Ground drivers and denies them benefits. A lot of Ground drivers are trash, but there are most definitely exceptions to the rule. Anyone who stays with Ground is helping to perpetuate the scam.
     
  19. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And your witty banter on BC accomplishes...nothing.
     
  20. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Maybe not, but you're still avoiding the accurate accusation that FedEx can afford to do a lot better by it's Ground drivers. But they don't, and that's so they can pocket the difference, which is extremely profitable both for them and you. They (Ground drivers) are severely underpaid AND taken advantage of by an unscrupulous corporation (FedEx), and it's operatives (bbsam Inc.) You're just as much of a scammer as Smith.