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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1216975" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Dear bbsam,</p><p></p><p>Thanks for your follow-up question! By now, you should realize that talking in riddles and waving hands are the way I roll. Since you don't really work for us, I can actually be honest here...just once. You see, we get a 0% return because Express is run by stupid mofos like me and Fred S. We make huge money for making bad decisions. We can cut to the bone and it won't make-up for our utter stupidity. We've alienated a formerly loyal workforce and made productivity and customer service a joke. It's easy at Ground, because by paying just above the minimum wage ensures that even retards like me and Fred can turn a huge profit. If I get over to Ground, my first action will be a revenue cut for the ISPs and contractors, who are getting way too much of the action for little in return. They're only there to make the scam seem legit. Hell, I hear that most of them play golf all day or even groom soccer fields. Fred shouldn't be paying them 6-figures to be "beards" for his Ground scam. I'm going to figure out a way to stop this huge revenue loss and raise returns to 30%. </p><p></p><p>You'll love having me as your leader. I'm good...really good.</p><p></p><p>Love,</p><p>Uncle Matt</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1216975, member: 12508"] Dear bbsam, Thanks for your follow-up question! By now, you should realize that talking in riddles and waving hands are the way I roll. Since you don't really work for us, I can actually be honest here...just once. You see, we get a 0% return because Express is run by stupid mofos like me and Fred S. We make huge money for making bad decisions. We can cut to the bone and it won't make-up for our utter stupidity. We've alienated a formerly loyal workforce and made productivity and customer service a joke. It's easy at Ground, because by paying just above the minimum wage ensures that even retards like me and Fred can turn a huge profit. If I get over to Ground, my first action will be a revenue cut for the ISPs and contractors, who are getting way too much of the action for little in return. They're only there to make the scam seem legit. Hell, I hear that most of them play golf all day or even groom soccer fields. Fred shouldn't be paying them 6-figures to be "beards" for his Ground scam. I'm going to figure out a way to stop this huge revenue loss and raise returns to 30%. You'll love having me as your leader. I'm good...really good. Love, Uncle Matt [/QUOTE]
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