My apologies.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Joopster, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    Do not drink and post.

    That is all.
  2. dunderchief

    dunderchief New Member

    You might spill your drink :happy2:
  3. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    That will probably cut down on some of the posts in the Labor Forum. It would keep me off line sometimes too.:hangover:
  4. cino321

    cino321 Active Member

    It's alright, better off posting than driving or operating heavy machinery.
  5. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    I have my pilots license, maybe I will go fly a plane.
  6. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I seem to gain a measure of wisdom when I drink.
  7. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Go for it,a pilot makes a lot more than a pile it.
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Alcohol- the worlds best truth serum:happy2:
  9. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    Let's :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2: some whores.
  10. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Plato wrote;
    In vino veritas ( In wine there is truth)
    Satellitedriver writes;
    What a drunk man says, is what the sober man thought.
    But what do I know, I am having my evening beer as I type.
  11. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    We have all, well at least me...................... guilty of TUI, posting and typing under the influence. Sometimes its your best thoughts, sometimes not. Its all good, just dont use all those:soapbox: .....words.
  12. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    I thought that is why the censored thing is there?
  13. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I am always 100% sober at the keyboard....ALWAYS !!!

    (makes you wonder, huh?)

  14. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Joopster, have some couth,why did you say that?
    Show some respect,being drunk is no excuse.
  15. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    If you didn't quote it, I could have edited.

    It's a Ronnie the Limo Driver quote from the Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
  16. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    So, that makes it OK?
    You were just sharing a quote, not actually posting it as your own thoughts.
  17. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Darn tooner,
    Now I can't use the words DIAL, IVORY, LEVER 2000,GAIN,TIDE,BREEZE or whatever else is in the cupboard to express my opinions.
  18. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    What else should I be
    All apologies
    What else could I say
    Everyone is gay
    What else could I write
    I don't have the right
    What else should I be
    All Apologies

    In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun
    In the sun

    I wish I was like you
    Easily amused
    Find my nest of salt
    Everything is my fault
    I'll take all the blame
    Aqua seafoam shame
    Sunburn with freezer burn
    Choking on the ashes of her enemy

    In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun
    In the sun

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah

    All in all is all we are (x13)
  19. Joopster

    Joopster Boxline Sorter

    I love you guys.
  20. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    So that's why I keep going through keyboards. I didn't realize
    until now that when my keyboard starts acting like a snake on
    muscle relaxers, it's not spill proof!

    From now on, I'll stick to Diet Coke or Diet Milk in a sippy cup,
    unless I can find a flexible, cordless, waterproof keyboard somewhere.
    Or, maybe I'll just leave the plastic cover on the next one.

    Problem solved!