My "Best of Brown Cafe"

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by JDoe123, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    OVERBOARD'S thread "Good quotes or metaphors to use when question (sic) about performance."

    SOBERUPS'S reply to "Pottery Barn Must Die..." thread:


    "The fun really starts when you have a Pottery Barn delivery for a 3rd floor apartment. You break trace and get there first thing because you know you arent getting anything done until you blow this constipated mass out of your package car. The customer is inevitably not there....and the neighbors probably arent gonna want this 200-cubic foot pile clogging up their living room all day. Solution? DRIVER RELEASE. I dont care if its an apartment and needs a signiature, its got to go NOW. I have never had a claim on a PB delivery."


    MORELUCK'S reply to "Finish this sentence: I am so thankful that I...

    "have focus and can concentr... oh look, a rainbow!"


    anonymous'S reply to "HOW I CAME TO BE ABLE TO FORGIVE UPS FOR MY TERMINATION! part 1

    "This sucks. Sometimes life comes at you fast. Grab a snickers."


    OUTTA HOURS thread "The Bigger Impact of the 'Me First' Attitude on Everyone From Cell Phones to Lunches"


    To all of you: Here's a day-old doughnut and 10 more stops!
     
    Lasted edited by : Aug 18, 2012
  2. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    I don't know why I have censors all over my posts. Maybe I'm hitting a button to activate them or Brown Cafe is not compatible with my operating system. Sorry if this post looks and sounds confusing.
     
    Lasted edited by : Aug 18, 2012
  3. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Not to worry JDoe,we realize you were not being a potty mouth.
    Curious,how do you record a pottery barn sig req del w/o a sig?
     
  4. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    How have you been Tie?
     
  5. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    Hello DS.
    That was Soberups reply regarding Pottery Barn.

    Also, anybody else have any threads or replies they thought were good? I do enjoy a good laugh as work can be so stressful.
    Thanks.
     
  6. DS

    DS Fenderbender

  7. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    Hi 407,
    I'm not Tie. I'm just lil' ol' me who has been lurking here FOREVER.Your post that I included in my "Best of.." had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.

    Thank you for the laugh!
     
  8. OVERBOARD

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    I’m honored that you consider one of my threads as “The Best Brown Café’ and that it is listed first.
     
  9. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I wish we could go back in time and erase the bad parts.
     
  10. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    Curious,how do you record a pottery barn sig req del w/o a sig?
    scribble D. Scott Davis
     
  11. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Are you using an Apple OS of any type? We have recently been having a few problems from a technical standpoint. I'm on a MacBook myself.
     
  12. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    Scratch,

    Yes. I'm a little embarrassed to say I have Tiger OS.
     
  13. 71blazer

    71blazer New Member

    Oh yeah that was mad funny!! Quite possibly the bestest thread on Browncafe ever! However I am partial to the mad-libs one.. Oh man what an out of control internet rebel I was. Thanks for posting that, DS!

    I haven't been on here in years so I forgot my Diadlover password (whoopsidoodle!) and had to make a new account for this epic post. I thought that I knew that I didn't know it but now I know that I don't know it or something like that. I can here Cheryl now, "godammit is he gonna start this crap again?" and to that I would reply that I'm not really starting this crap again as much as I am resuming it.
     
  14. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    TIGER?!?!?!? Hello, it's mountain lion time!!!!

    and btw, as the creator of the thread with the most responses ever, I'm kind of hurt that I didn't make the cut
    (j/p)
     
  15. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    Hi Cementups,
    I know, I know.  I'm so ashamed.  There goes my reputation.  Oh wait, I don't have any.

    Nobody else besides DS (thanks, btw) has a favorite thread/post?  Really?  Come on...I'd like to hear yours, and yours, and yours.....(finger pointing to all of you)
     
  16. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    I am humbly adding Cementups "How's the View?" to my Best of..  He's hurting right now.

    Here's your doughnut and 10 stops.
     
  17. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    Re: Starting Preloader
    In my hub, I unload, and I then quickly run to the sort isle, and sort what I unloaded, and then I run over to each PD as fast as I can, and I pick off what I sorted down to the trailers, and then I run down into the trailer, and load.



    Still laugh when I think about this one !!! Best newbie post should be awarded !​
     
  18. JDoe123

    JDoe123 ad astra per aspera

    Re: Starting Preloader

    In my hub, I unload, and I then quickly run to the sort isle, and sort what I unloaded, and then I run over to each PD as fast as I can, and I pick off what I sorted down to the trailers, and then I run down into the trailer, and load.
    Thanks ICU!


    Still laugh when I think about this one !!! Best newbie post should be awarded !