My drunk friend and the UPS driver.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Raditude, Sep 4, 2010.

  1. Raditude

    Raditude Not a Brown Employee :'(

    It was late at night, and a group of my friends drove out to a McDonalds that was part of a truck stop. One of my female friends was drunk, and we thought we would exploit her by taking her out in public.

    A UPS driver came in to get something to eat, and this particular UPS driver, had brown skin. My drunk female friend looked at him, and thought he was hot, and said "Ooh, hey." I looked at her and asked, "What can Brown do for you?" which obviously was a double-entendre. She got embarrassed and tried to deny that she liked him, but all my friends and I laughed, and tried to convince her to talk to him.

    I guess you would have to have been there.
     
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I'm actually glad that I wasn't there.
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    You must be in a good mood this morning, darlin. :happy-very:
     
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Yes--thank you.:wink2:
     
  5. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Well, we both knew he was going to respond to this one, and I had the storm windows down for the response, I didn't expect the response to be so mild
     
  6. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    It's nice to see ya smilin. :happy2:
     
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    She`s lucky he didn`t take her out back and show her his Over 70. If she`s available we have a Canadian friend who`s right up her alley.