My hands are clean!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Aug 10, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I don't wear gloves in the summer and made the mistake of taking my lunch one day a couple of weeks ago in a dusty dirt lot with the bulkhead and rear door open so the back of my truck is coated with 1/4 inch of dust which has been making every package dirty.

    Today I got sick of my hands being black no matter how many times I wash them and took my wife's foot file from her self-pedicure kit and filed the hell out of my hands. I got the dead skin and calluses off which also took all the dirty skin off too. I slapped some hand cream on and I almost have normal hands again.

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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Looks like one comfortable masturbating hand.
     
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  3. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    wtf LOL
     
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  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Ops. I only meant to think that.
     
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  5. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    OMG
     
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  6. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    Reminds me of the scene in Jaws where Quint grabs Mr. Hooper's hands and says "you've been counting money your whole life".

    I like the calluses and the lines. My hands tell my story.
     
  7. Here's a pic of my hand. I wear gloves year around. image.jpg Ps I just snapped this pic while I was on the pot.
     
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  8. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    How do you wear gloves in the 90 degree humid weather? I end up with smelly hand soup if I try.

    Sent from my 28 year old brown truck
     
  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    How short are you that you need a stool to reach the sink to wash your hands after???
     
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  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Mine look ok because I spent all day yesterday in the pool. When the hands get all wrinkled the dead skin comes off easy.
     
  11. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    But my hands basically look fine all year. I only wear gloves when it's below 50°.

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  12. It's for the kids.
     
  13. Never had that problem.
     
  14. Lots of hand cream?
     
  15. I wear gloves,at my bulk stops
     
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    No the wife treats me pretty good. When I was 13 I had the softest hands ever.
     
  17. I don't care how hot it is the :censored2: that's on these packages isn't the kind of stuff I want on my hands. No thanks. Never had a problem with sweaty hands either.
     
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  18. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    3 hands, 3 wedding rings. Haven't worn a ring in 25 years.
     
  19. UPSDDRONE

    UPSDDRONE New Member

     
  20. UPSDDRONE

    UPSDDRONE New Member

    Those hands are so clean you could pass for a dispatcher.