My legs are done

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by snarts, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. snarts

    snarts Member

    25 boxes off the back of the truck lifted barehanded because no hand truck, up 3 flights of stairs cause no elevator to some Chinese guys apartment turned toy shop.

    What the :censored2:? I better get my ass employed as a package handler once this season is done or I'm going to shove my bulked up right leg into someone's ass.
     
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  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Poor, sweet baby.

    Maybe mommy will kiss the hurt away.
     
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  3. snarts

    snarts Member

    When is your mother available?
     
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  4. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Not since four years ago, D*.
     
  5. Box Ox

    Box Ox Camacho for President!

    That'd be rough for any seasonal with only 1 strong arm to work with.

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  6. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    1) You were hired as seasonal help.
    2) You were told their would be physical work.
    3) There is NO chance you will be kept after peak.
    4) Any promise of future employment by anyone was a lie.

    Every driver can tell you a crappy delivery story, daily !!!
    If you want to work inside, you need to apply from January to August so you can stay long term.
     
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  7. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    And with your driving qualification you would have a chance at Saturday air driving. Then this summer vacation coverage. Hang in there.
     
  8. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    UPS does not lie!
































    Wait.................nevermind.
     
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  9. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    UPS is the only place where you can be told you're fired and then told to report the next day .
     
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  10. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I'm not so sure he's a seasonal driver, his story could make him a driver helper.
     
  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  12. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    He started a bunch of other whining threads so hard to tell what he is really doing. He was worried about becoming a driver helper before.
     
  13. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    I can deal with newbies asking legitimate questions.

    I get really tired of newbies asking questions that can be answered by searching.

    I can not tolerate whining. Period.
     
  14. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Would you pay a dime to see this?

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  15. 2 hrs over allowed

    2 hrs over allowed Upstate follower

    Try doing this job all year long. Your only here for 4 weeks. Come back and see us after you've been here a year or two
     
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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Good workout for your buns.
     
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  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Oh damn. Burn @cosmo1 ha ha ha
    because you know......dead mom jokes are always funny. SMH
     
  18. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Yep, hilarious.
     
  19. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    After you spend almost 2hrs hauling 18 boxes of legal paper without a cart, up to the 5th floor of a new pretentious lawyer's office, in the summer while the temp is hovering around the high 90's, then I would be glad to feel sorry for you. Until then, wait on the ground floor while I get my loader to bring her big girl pants for you to try on.
     
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  20. GHerbo

    GHerbo Member

    Nut up or shut up, I learned that the first week I started work
     
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