My Private Part died

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by chev, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
    > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    > Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
    > 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr Wallace.
    > 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
    > Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
    > crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
    > condolences.'
    > The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
    > Private Part hanging out of his pajamas..
    > He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking

    > down the hall like that.
    > Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
    > 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
    > Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that
    > my Private Part died.
    > 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging
    > out of your pajamas?'
    > 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
  2. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Think about it, you won't need Viagra when rigor mortis sets in.:wink2:

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    I know many of you deliver to retirement homes or critical care homes. There is only one way to describe the smell, very close to a funeral home.
  4. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Did you hear about the 92 yr.-old man who got arrested for trying to have sex with a 19 year old woman?

    Due to his advanced age, the DA decided to reduce the charges from attempted rape to assault with a dead weapon.:wink2: