My Thanksgiving Day Survival Guide

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, but remember for your own safety:

    1. Take human bites.
    2. Ask for the food item that you desire be passed to you rather than reach across the table for it.
    3. If you don't heed #1 or #2 above - COUNT YOUR FINGERS!
    4. Don't fart at the table.
     
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, but remember for your own safety:

    1. Take human bites.
    2. Ask for the food item that you desire be passed to you rather than reach across the table for it.
    3. If you don't heed #1 or #2 above - COUNT YOUR FINGERS!
    4. Don't fart at the table.
    5. Do not seat your lesbian cousin next to your homophobic grandfather.
    6. Do not seat a draft dodger next to a war vet (All in the Family reference).
    7. Keep track of how many glasses of wine your aunt drinks as we all know the more she drinks the looser the lips get.
    8. Don't talk politics or sports.
    We should all set aside whatever differences we may have with one another as we come together to celebrate this festival of thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about family. I will be spending mine with my son. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Dave.
     
  3. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Nice additions Dave, but Thanksgiving with no fireworks? Have you gone mad?:happy-very:
     
  4. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, but remember for your own safety:

    1. Take human bites.
    2. Ask for the food item that you desire be passed to you rather than reach across the table for it.
    3. If you don't heed #1 or #2 above - COUNT YOUR FINGERS!
    4. Don't fart at the table.
    5. Do not seat your lesbian cousin next to your homophobic grandfather.
    6. Do not seat a draft dodger next to a war vet (All in the Family reference).
    7. Keep track of how many glasses of wine your aunt drinks as we all know the more she drinks the looser the lips get.
    8. Don't talk politics or sports.
    9. Take a minute or two and sit down at the kiddie table and talk, avoid preaching and really listen.
     
  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I actually prefer the kiddie table. There are no pretenses there.
     
  6. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    I believe most people would discover that the Kiddie Table is the best place to be...:happy-very:

    Dave is correct.
     
  7. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    Arrive a little late, leave a little early :wink2:
     
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Funny ... my wife commented I spend more time with the kids today than with the adults and that I am a "baby hog". We had 3 babies less than 6 months old and I like babies and they like me. Did not get thrown up on today, which is a first.
     
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  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    All 3 Godfathers, all day long........priceless!!
     
  11. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    That is where all the intelligent conversation takes place.:happy-very:
     
  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    ​Sometimes it seems that way.
     
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    more necroposting?
     
  14. Necropostophiliac

    Necropostophiliac Well-Known Member

    Great Necropost!
     
  15. PT Stewie

    PT Stewie "Big Fella"

    Make sure the non-Irish in the family bring the ravioli coupled together with the trypotophan from the turkey and the medicine tasting twany port they should provide a well needed nap during the Dallas game . You may even sleep through you daughters invitation to go shopping at midnight for some God forsaken bargains.
     
  16. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Was that the one with the draft dodger and the guy who lost his son in the war?
     
  18. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    no that was another episode !
     
  19. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Cove, did you close up your camp? Im going to Maine Thursday.
    My wife opened the house up in April, & she went up a couple times.

    I haven't been able to go since I winterized it in October of last year. Really looking forward to it.
    Thanksgiving in vacationland, gonna be real nice.
     
  20. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Got a catalog yesterday where they offer the entire library of the 'All in the Family' episodes....for like $140. (If I remember). It's on sale $120 on amazon.