My Twin Brother Has Been Working For Me For The Past 15 Years!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by anonymous6, Oct 23, 2010.

  1. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    Since we have recently received a sizable inheritance , I can let the cat out of the bag.

    My twin brother has been filling in for me from time to time in feeders for over 15 years.

    he's a fisherman in Alaska and when i have important business in Florida and elsewhere, he fills in for me , sometimes for weeks at a time.

    Since I very rarely speak to anyone anyway and we are almost identical in everyway, we have never been caught.

    Ha Ha.

    it has been fun.
  2. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    I think this should be re-routed to ""Meaningless Fluff"
  3. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    I call BS.
  4. browncownow

    browncownow New Member

    I hope he has a Class A license and sufficient safety training!
  5. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    My exact clone from a future existence sometimes goes to work for me as well...

    I tell him to show up right at the PCM, wearing dark sunglasses, and amble about until he can discover which route I'm supposed to be covering, and then he covers it.

    It's a win-win.
  6. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Now the real question - has your wife noticed?
  7. tarbar66

    tarbar66 Member

    Ooooh, there is no way that would happen in my house.
  8. cwb425

    cwb425 New Member

    thats bs
  9. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I have an identical twin. He's a homely cuss.
  10. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    My wife had a janitor and general help employee at her company named Terry. He had an identical twin named Perry and they actually did swap in and out.
    Upper management never caught on to it.
  11. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    You are right. i don't understand people not believing wasting thier lives replying to this thread.

    I just wanted to share something that has given my brother and I great amusement.

    I get 6 vacations a year and my brother Tony works for me about another 6 weeks a year.

    my parents are in their 80's and live in florida and it's nice to go visit every couple months.

    the management turnover rate is so high , we have never had a problem but I think a handful of drivers have had their suspicions. I'm a lot more outgoing than my brother. he is very quiet.

    it has been very easy.
  12. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Hmm, I think the Teamsters should look into your contributory years...

    Not to mention DOT violations....


    Maybe you should keep this quiet so you don't lose that big inheritance?
  13. ja4079

    ja4079 ja4079

    GeeI have a twin , wonder if anyone would notice the difference, oh way it is a twin sister!! Don't beleive a word of this first post!
  14. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

  15. bigtoe1111

    bigtoe1111 New Member

    i am the one that normally goes to work. although sometimes i will let me or myself work a day.
  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    What about Irene???
  17. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    My identical brother and I are twin sons of different mothers.
  18. I let my twin brother work for me one day and he scratched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never let that happen again!!!!!!!!Stupid TWIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  19. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    I am one, of identical triplets.
    Me, myself and I.
    The bitch of it is,
    it takes all three of us to run my route these days.
  20. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Anyone with a twin ever wonder if he.... borrowed.... your girlfriend or wife???