My Twin Brother Has Been Working For Me For The Past 15 Years!

[anonymous6]

Since we have recently received a sizable inheritance , I can let the cat out of the bag.

My twin brother has been filling in for me from time to time in feeders for over 15 years.

he's a fisherman in Alaska and when i have important business in Florida and elsewhere, he fills in for me , sometimes for weeks at a time.

Since I very rarely speak to anyone anyway and we are almost identical in everyway, we have never been caught.

Ha Ha.

it has been fun.

 

[fxdwg]

I think this should be re-routed to ""Meaningless Fluff"

 

[Johney]

I call BS.

 

[browncownow]

Since we have recently received a sizable inheritance , I can let the cat out of the bag.

My twin brother has been filling in for me from time to time in feeders for over 15 years.

he's a fisherman in Alaska and when i have important business in Florida and elsewhere, he fills in for me , sometimes for weeks at a time.

Since I very rarely speak to anyone anyway and we are almost identical in everyway, we have never been caught.

Ha Ha.

it has been fun.

I hope he has a Class A license and sufficient safety training!

 

[BrownArmy]

My exact clone from a future existence sometimes goes to work for me as well...

I tell him to show up right at the PCM, wearing dark sunglasses, and amble about until he can discover which route I'm supposed to be covering, and then he covers it.

It's a win-win.

 

[Big Babooba]

Now the real question - has your wife noticed?

 

[tarbar66]

Now the real question - has your wife noticed?

Ooooh, there is no way that would happen in my house.

 

[cwb425]

thats bs

 

[brownmonster]

I have an identical twin. He's a homely cuss.

 

[Catatonic]

My wife had a janitor and general help employee at her company named Terry. He had an identical twin named Perry and they actually did swap in and out.
Upper management never caught on to it.

 

[anonymous6]

My wife had a janitor and general help employee at her company named Terry. He had an identical twin named Perry and they actually did swap in and out.
Upper management never caught on to it.

You are right. i don't understand people not believing wasting thier lives replying to this thread.

I just wanted to share something that has given my brother and I great amusement.


I get 6 vacations a year and my brother Tony works for me about another 6 weeks a year.

my parents are in their 80's and live in florida and it's nice to go visit every couple months.

the management turnover rate is so high , we have never had a problem but I think a handful of drivers have had their suspicions. I'm a lot more outgoing than my brother. he is very quiet.

it has been very easy.

 

[over9five]

Hmm, I think the Teamsters should look into your contributory years...

Not to mention DOT violations....

Fraud....


Maybe you should keep this quiet so you don't lose that big inheritance?

 

[ja4079]

GeeI have a twin , wonder if anyone would notice the difference, oh way it is a twin sister!! Don't beleive a word of this first post!

 

[fxdwg]

WTF..............

 

[bigtoe1111]

i am the one that normally goes to work. although sometimes i will let me or myself work a day.

 

[moreluck]

i am the one that normally goes to work. although sometimes i will let me or myself work a day.

What about Irene???

 

[raceanoncr]

My identical brother and I are twin sons of different mothers.

 

[Warning letter]

I let my twin brother work for me one day and he scratched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never let that happen again!!!!!!!!Stupid TWIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[satellitedriver]

I am one, of identical triplets.
Me, myself and I.
The bitch of it is,
it takes all three of us to run my route these days.

 

[over9five]

Anyone with a twin ever wonder if he.... borrowed.... your girlfriend or wife???