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<blockquote data-quote="beentheredonethat" data-source="post: 211441" data-attributes="member: 4886"><p>A little off topic, but I have a good joke re this. A man rubs a lamp and a Genie comes out and grants the man one wish. The man stopped to think and thought that he always wanted to go to Hawaii, but if he asked the Genie to bring him to Hawaii, he wouldn't be able to get back, since he only had one wish. He gets air sick and seasick so those options are out. Finally the man thought of a great ideea. Genie, I want you to build me bridge to Hawaii. The genie responded, do you know what would be involved in that? Some of the pylons would have to be miles long to the bottom of the ocean. Plus we have to take into consideration, earthquakes, typhoons, transpacific shippping lanes, not to mention the permits we'd have to pull. The genie begged him. Something else, please ask for something else, anything. So the man thought for a bit more and then asked the genie, I want the wisdom to undertand woman. The genie thinks for a second and ask the man if he wants 2 lanes or 4 lanes on the bridge to Hawaii.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="beentheredonethat, post: 211441, member: 4886"] A little off topic, but I have a good joke re this. A man rubs a lamp and a Genie comes out and grants the man one wish. The man stopped to think and thought that he always wanted to go to Hawaii, but if he asked the Genie to bring him to Hawaii, he wouldn't be able to get back, since he only had one wish. He gets air sick and seasick so those options are out. Finally the man thought of a great ideea. Genie, I want you to build me bridge to Hawaii. The genie responded, do you know what would be involved in that? Some of the pylons would have to be miles long to the bottom of the ocean. Plus we have to take into consideration, earthquakes, typhoons, transpacific shippping lanes, not to mention the permits we'd have to pull. The genie begged him. Something else, please ask for something else, anything. So the man thought for a bit more and then asked the genie, I want the wisdom to undertand woman. The genie thinks for a second and ask the man if he wants 2 lanes or 4 lanes on the bridge to Hawaii. [/QUOTE]
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