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burrheadd

KING Of GIFS
My wife and I have an agreement.

She will continue loving me even after I am fat and bald and need Viagra.

I will continue loving her even after her hair gets gray and her boobs get saggy.

There will be no fake boobs or Rogaine or Hair Club For Men plugs or Botox in our marriage. I can certainly understand the need for a woman to have restorative surgery after a mastectomy, but the idea of mutilating ones mammary glands in order to make them stick out further just seems sick and bizarre to me. To each their own I guess.

I like small boobs!
 

Bubblehead

My Senior Picture
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Keen Briggs

Light weight, mid height and waterproof.
Good for all seasons.
Available in black or brown.
My new favorites.
 
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TooTechie

Geek in Brown
You expect us to believe that? If shes already bagged you she isn't getting bigger ones now.
You have it all wrong sir :) I'm happy with the C's she has now. She's the one insisting on getting a lift and a D cup. I don't want her spending the 8 grand, but she is hell bent on doing it. I'm sure I won't be complaining, but I'd rather she kept what she has.
 

wayfair

swollen member
You have it all wrong sir :) I'm happy with the C's she has now. She's the one insisting on getting a lift and a D cup. I don't want her spending the 8 grand, but she is hell bent on doing it. I'm sure I won't be complaining, but I'd rather she kept what she has.

bought 2 pair... lasted maybe 5 years.. and no, no conjugal visits...
 

TooTechie

Geek in Brown
bought 2 pair... lasted maybe 5 years.. and no, no conjugal visits...
If the marriage lasts another 5 years, lets see...8K/62 months that works out to around $129 a month to enjoy them lol.

Too bad the doc is making me pay it all 3 weeks before her appointment.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
You have it all wrong sir :) I'm happy with the C's she has now. She's the one insisting on getting a lift and a D cup. I don't want her spending the 8 grand, but she is hell bent on doing it. I'm sure I won't be complaining, but I'd rather she kept what she has.
Yeah. It's really a confidence thing with most women I think.

Mine knows kids will wreck her tits and she's always wanted bigger ones. Why would I try and stop her.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
that's what they want you to think... lol
Someone just really need them after breastfeeding. After two kids my wife's best friend had two flaps of skin with nipples on them. They seriously looked deflated.

Don't get me wrong she flaunts them now but the poor girl had nothing before.
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
Someone just really need them after breastfeeding. After two kids my wife's best friend had two flaps of skin with nipples on them. They seriously looked deflated.

Don't get me wrong she flaunts them now but the poor girl had nothing before.
I think it is sad that our society has programmed women (and men) to think that there is something inherently wrong with the natural aging and biological processes.

Lets pretend for a moment that most plastic surgeons were women, not men. Lets also pretend that there was a "penile enhancement" surgical procedure available for men, whereby a deep incision was made in the penis from the tip clear down to the scrotum to allow a semi-rigid silicone implant to be inserted. Imagine spending the rest of your life having to wear a jock strap with an underwire in the cup, and having an abnormally large and deformed penis with scar tissue on it. Now imagine a society where women constantly pressured their spouses to get this surgery so that they would be "more attractive" and "sexier". No thanks, I would rather be OK with my body and my wife's body just the way that it is.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I think it is sad that our society has programmed women (and men) to think that there is something inherently wrong with the natural aging and biological processes.

Lets pretend for a moment that most plastic surgeons were women, not men. Lets also pretend that there was a "penile enhancement" surgical procedure available for men, whereby a deep incision was made in the penis from the tip clear down to the scrotum to allow a semi-rigid silicone implant to be inserted. Imagine spending the rest of your life having to wear a jock strap with an underwire in the cup, and having an abnormally large and deformed penis with scar tissue on it. Now imagine a society where women constantly pressured their spouses to get this surgery so that they would be "more attractive" and "sexier". No thanks, I would rather be OK with my body and my wife's body just the way that it is.
There is that surgery.


Ever hear of the fountain of youth? Wanting to look younger and attract the opposite sex is nothing new. It's simply who we are.
 

box_beeyotch

Well-Known Member
I think it is sad that our society has programmed women (and men) to think that there is something inherently wrong with the natural aging and biological processes.

Lets pretend for a moment that most plastic surgeons were women, not men. Lets also pretend that there was a "penile enhancement" surgical procedure available for men, whereby a deep incision was made in the penis from the tip clear down to the scrotum to allow a semi-rigid silicone implant to be inserted. Imagine spending the rest of your life having to wear a jock strap with an underwire in the cup, and having an abnormally large and deformed penis with scar tissue on it. Now imagine a society where women constantly pressured their spouses to get this surgery so that they would be "more attractive" and "sexier". No thanks, I would rather be OK with my body and my wife's body just the way that it is.

Your mother gave you way too much love as a child.
 
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