New courier kills Sprinter

[cosmo1]

Supposedly Orion v.02 will update throughout the day.

Anybody who believes ORION becoming a dynamic program and becoming more useful is seriously deluded.

 

[Wally]

ORION would have you two blocks away so there is no way UPS hits that tree.

 

[Route 66]

Tell the prospective employee what they can expect if they come to work for "the firm", then jerk the rug out from them many years down the road.....I thought that was The Smith System.

 

[MrFedEx]

Tell the prospective employee what they can expect if they come to work for "the firm", then jerk the rug out from them many years down the road.....I thought that was The Smith System.

Nice one...that does sound like the real Smith System. On a more somber note, services were held today for the Sprinter. He is survived by a Lexus and had two 2014 Smart Cars. Sad...

 

[adhawk]

To avoid any lawsuit Fred has offered the driver 2 tickets to splash splash

 

[dezguy]

No doubt this courier will be hit with a preventable accident, even if it was mechanical failure. After all, he should have jumped out of the truck, run in front of the Sprinter and stopped it with his bare hands.

 

[Route 66]

To avoid any lawsuit Fred has offered the driver 2 tickets to splash splash

To be redeemed any time between December 30 to January 15 (offer valid in northern locations only)

 

[MrFedEx]

To be redeemed any time between December 30 to January 15 (offer valid in northern locations only)

Is the new Splash Splash Buffalo open yet?

 

[Route 66]

Is the new Splash Splash Buffalo open yet?

No, not quite - but the one in International Falls is!

 

[MrFedEx]

No, not quite - but the one in International Falls is!

I wonder if we have to sign a waiver to use a frozen ride? Probably.

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

On a more somber note, services were held today for the Sprinter. He is survived by a Lexus...

That figures that the Sprinter had a trophy wife. The same probably cannot be said for the Courier; not on a FedEx salary.

 

[MrFedEx]

That figures that the Sprinter had a trophy wife. The same probably cannot be said for the Courier; not on a FedEx salary.

The courier's wife left him for a Jack In The Box guy because he had better career prospects. The Sprinter had a Lexus because he had an extended wheelbase. She was a size queen.

 

[Rhoderunner]

To avoid any lawsuit Fred has offered the driver 2 tickets to splash splash

It was that or tics to a Grizzlies game. What would you have done.

 

[SmithBarney]

And since there was only property damage I doubt if it would be worth a lawyer's time.

It would be worth it, if the guy wants his job back. Otherwise a lawyer would love to sue for "future wages" or something of that effect.

 

[dezguy]

 

[SmithBarney]

Damn the "similar titles" thing on the side got me! Sorry!

 

["fedex pride"]

Came in today after my day off to find an old pos sprinter parked in the spot my new one should be in, because a new courier ripped the mirror off. The defroster didn't really work so in a rainy day in the NW I was having to wipe the windshield down all day. Only hit my head twice though.

 

[bacha29]

Corporate maintenance philosphy. Don't fix when it's broke. Fix it when it quits running.

 

[Slick silver]

Heck those old sprinters are still out there, our station dumped are last 2 last year.

 

[dex 84]

Corporate maintenance philosphy. Don't fix when it's broke. Fix it when it quits running.

Fedex Maintenance Philosophy: Fix as much as you can without going over 8 hours. Put off what you can't finish. If not 8 hours worth of work to do then fix things that aren't broken in order to fill 8 hours.