New dumb infonotices

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Jun 29, 2015.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I wish I could drag whoever designed this dumb infonotice into a dark alley.
    Trying to write on a tiny little 1/4 inch area on the top edge of the page with my pen falling off the edge...and they had to move the date from the first line to the second line...

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    They're really trying to shove the access points down people's throats. What are the boldest words on the page?
     
  2. jaker

    jaker trolling

    What happen to the box that just says you need to sign in person

    If it is gone , I guess I will be checking a then
     
  3. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    It's moved to the second section, then A)
     
  4. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    You check A for a signature and A plus the next box if it's over 21. Customers will continue not to read these just like previous incarnations.
     
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  5. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut The One Who Knocks

    I wouldn't care what it said if it was just stickier.... I'm tired of finding them on the ground unsigned the next day.
     
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  6. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member

    Just ignore the access point crap and check the appropriate box.
     
  7. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Not seeing where you can sign to have packages released. Due to a previous driver's mistakes, I have quite a few "no dr" houses where a signed delivery notice would provide the ability to leave it.
     
  8. Slide them between the door and the weather strip. The customers still ignore them, but at least they don't fall on the ground.:D
     
  9. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    I like the layout better. Minus what you mentioned. Whats on the back?
     
  10. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    I put it on the door blank. Moron customers don't look at it anyway.

    I didn't know they were changing. Knowing this, I'm now hording all the old ones I can find.
     
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  11. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I just redesigned it. This is how they should have done it...
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  12. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey


    They never said "in person" because I write it on every notice I leave and write VOID across the back signature line.
     
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  13. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    And WTF is a UPS Access Point?!?!?
     
  14. I've still got a pack of the ones from around 25 years ago in my locker.
     
  15. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

  16. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

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  17. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    I got yelled at for using those when the other ones came out.
     
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  18. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    They had "at the time of delivery" essentially the same thing. I used to circle it.
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  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Still better than the one with English and Spanish on it.
     
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  20. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    People don't understand that. They try to make the notes too proper and it needs to be dumbed down. "In person" is as simple as it gets.
     
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