New Management Test

Discussion in 'UPS Partners' started by BSD, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. BSD

    BSD New Member

    I took the new management test by DDI but failed. I was looking to become an on road sup. Are there any tips to pass it or things I should do to pass it.
  2. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    You are in the wrong section.
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  3. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    You must be able to harass, intimate, and piss off as many drivers as possible at one time.
  4. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    How long did you hold your breath? Did the manager giving you the test call an ambulance. I thought the only requirement was to be breathing.
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Stretch first so you don't pull a hammy grabbing your ankles, would look good have to fill an accident report over that
  6. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    I would blame your failure on the drivers
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  7. Somepeoplecallmethestig

    Somepeoplecallmethestig Are you not amused?

    You must be able to lie with a straight face.
    Practice saying things like Orion is great you just need to make smart breaks.
    Your 180 stops in 4 towns is just an 8 hour planned day.
    We kept it light today so everyone should be in early.
    We care about you.
  8. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    You made me spit coffee!
  9. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    You have to pass by any means nessesary, just don't get caught, it's the true test of management.
  10. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  11. Omega man

    Omega man Active Member

    What's the matter? The mirror didn't fog up when they had you blow onto it?
  12. Omega man

    Omega man Active Member

    The test has shown you that you belong elsewhere.
  13. MendozaJ

    MendozaJ Active Member

    Unless your intimacy is pleasurable, in which case you may have many happy drivers.
  14. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    But most importantly ... ignore their questions.
  15. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I see the idiots are out in full force today.

    Im pretty sure you have to wait a year now OP. I don't know what to tell you, they must not like you much. They don't exactly let only rocket scientists through
  16. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Moved to Partners forum