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<blockquote data-quote="diadlover" data-source="post: 131981" data-attributes="member: 5247"><p>Well you took the time to post a reply so that is why I thought you cared. I'm sure you know all about me. You tagged that guy as someone who lives with his parents and has an unhappy spouse. All on his one reply. <standing applause> good job! Why are you working for UPS? You should be working for the CIA or something. Maybe even a magician. A tarot card reader perhaps? Nah, like you said your too much of an idiot. You want a funny joke, idiot? Okay here goes:</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The third man said, "My <strong>Satellitedriver</strong> was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time."</span> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="diadlover, post: 131981, member: 5247"] Well you took the time to post a reply so that is why I thought you cared. I'm sure you know all about me. You tagged that guy as someone who lives with his parents and has an unhappy spouse. All on his one reply. <standing applause> good job! Why are you working for UPS? You should be working for the CIA or something. Maybe even a magician. A tarot card reader perhaps? Nah, like you said your too much of an idiot. You want a funny joke, idiot? Okay here goes: [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Verdana]Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The third man said, "My [B]Satellitedriver[/B] was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time."[/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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