New Slogans

[tieguy]

We put the X in Fdx.

We sent DHL to Hell.

We take the post out of the office.

 

[OldUPSDriver]

"If it has a zip, we make the trip"

 

[fethrs]

What did Brown do to you?

 

[GuyinBrown]

"When it absolutely, positively, has to be micro managed to the point of becoming inefficient..."

or simply,

"Hey, we're still making money DESPITE our management!"

 

[Jigawatts]

"You buy it, we break it."

 

[Deeohem]

Working as Directed since 1907

 

[bubsdad]

Hang in there, better times are coming. You may have to sell everything you've ever worked for, but, eventually you'll be glad you stuck it out.

 

[upser_J]

UPS puts the hip in sHIPper hahaha

 

[hurricanegunner]

UPS-We offer new services every day! With fewer people!
UPS-We care about our drivers so much, we tell them to wear light colored clothing in the summer!
UPS-We treat our employees like dirt so that they might provide service to you!
UPS-We care about our employees!

 

[Mike23]

UPS - We wear brown because we'll take your smile* when no one else will.

 

[Cementups]

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