News Busted...funny!!!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Lue C Fur, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

  2. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Here's some more weirdness.....
    In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
    Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.




    FOX News: Animals filmed for television wildlife documentary series are denied their right to privacy, a leading U.K. academic claimed in a report that emerged Friday.
    Dr. Brett Mills of the University of East Anglia in Norwich, southeastern England, analyzed the behind-the-scenes footage of the BBC documentary series “Nature’s Great Events.”
    The series followed animals such as polar bears, African elephants and humpback whales during epic annual environmental events. Mills examined the way in which the animals were filmed and concluded that animals, like humans, have a basic right to privacy that the documentary filmmakers ignored by filming their most intimate moments.


    CLYMERAn Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday.
    Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state.
    The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said.
    One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.
    Because of Kerner’s alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.
    Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal.
     
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    And this is why I don't touch sushi !!!

    On the 2nd store.....Who's yo daddy? Jack. Jack who? Jack Russell. :cool_dog:
     
  4. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
     
  5. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Too Funny
     
  6. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    this is sick and stupid;
    http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/loca...-American-Flag-Shirts-Sent-Home-92945969.html
    Students Wearing American Flag Shirts Sent Home

    Five Students Asked to Leave Campus for Wearing American Colors on Cinco de Mayo


    On any other day at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Daniel Galli and his four friends would not even be noticed for wearing t-shirts with the American flag. But Cinco de Mayo is not any typical day especially on a campus with a large Mexican American student population. Galli says he and his friends were sitting at a table during brunch break when the Vice Principal asked two of the boys to remove American flag bandannas that they wearing on their heads and for the others to turn their American flag t-shirts inside-out. When they refused, the boys were ordered to go to the principal's office.
    "They said we could wear it on any other day, but today is sensitive to Mexican Americans because it's supposed to be their holiday so we were not allowed to wear it today," Daniel Galli said.
    The boys said the administrators called their t-shirts "incendiary" that would lead to fights on campus.
     
  7. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    That principal is a moron, I can't imagine what he was thinking. A return to the days of school uniforms would solve this problem.
     
  8. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

    Here is more from the local news in the school district:

    I agree that school uniforms would solve not just this problem but many others and would save money for parents.
     
  9. Lue C Fur

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    Lue C Fur Evil member

  11. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    It’s pretty hard to find a conservative funnier than Michelle Bachman...
    The only good conservative comedy I've found in the last few years has been in the "current events" section of Brown Cafe
     
  12. Lue C Fur

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  13. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

  14. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I like Jodie's delivery.
     
  15. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Jodie Miller is HOT
     
  16. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

  17. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    [h=2]Obama’s Flying Magical Misery Tour Buses[/h] Remember how Comrade Obama reached out to the Heartland he so clearly despises with a Midwestern bus tour? He blew $2.2 million on twin Canadian-made buses for the tour. But spending our money on sinister-looking buses is one thing; actually riding them is another. The Manchurian Moonbat actually flew from point to point, then rode a bus from the airport for show.

    Like Obama, the buses were flown from place to place — at staggering public expense.
    Here I was thinking that his foolish bus tour never really got off the ground.
    The word fake seems feeble when applied to Obama.
    Good thing he had that long vacation at Martha’s Vineyard to rest up after this grueling road trip.
    On a tip from The MaryHunter.
    http://moonbattery.com/
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    He thinks he's entitled and that makes him an idiot.........he's suppose to be serving the people. He's not the king....did someone tell him so?
     
  19. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Have you forgotten that he is ALWAYS the smartest person in any room .
     
  20. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member