News Busted...funny!!!
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Babagounj
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Here's some more weirdness.....
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.
FOX News: Animals filmed for television wildlife documentary series are denied their right to privacy, a leading U.K. academic claimed in a report that emerged Friday.
Dr. Brett Mills of the University of East Anglia in Norwich, southeastern England, analyzed the behind-the-scenes footage of the BBC documentary series “Nature’s Great Events.”
The series followed animals such as polar bears, African elephants and humpback whales during epic annual environmental events. Mills examined the way in which the animals were filmed and concluded that animals, like humans, have a basic right to privacy that the documentary filmmakers ignored by filming their most intimate moments.
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.
FOX News: Animals filmed for television wildlife documentary series are denied their right to privacy, a leading U.K. academic claimed in a report that emerged Friday.
Dr. Brett Mills of the University of East Anglia in Norwich, southeastern England, analyzed the behind-the-scenes footage of the BBC documentary series “Nature’s Great Events.”
The series followed animals such as polar bears, African elephants and humpback whales during epic annual environmental events. Mills examined the way in which the animals were filmed and concluded that animals, like humans, have a basic right to privacy that the documentary filmmakers ignored by filming their most intimate moments.
CLYMER – An Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday.
Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state.
The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said.
One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.
Because of Kerner’s alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.
Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal.
Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state.
The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said.
One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.
Because of Kerner’s alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.
Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal.
Lue C Fur
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On the 2nd store.....Who's yo daddy? Jack. Jack who? Jack Russell.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babagounj
Strength through joy
this is sick and stupid;
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/loca...-American-Flag-Shirts-Sent-Home-92945969.html
Students Wearing American Flag Shirts Sent Home
Five Students Asked to Leave Campus for Wearing American Colors on Cinco de Mayo
On any other day at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Daniel Galli and his four friends would not even be noticed for wearing t-shirts with the American flag. But Cinco de Mayo is not any typical day especially on a campus with a large Mexican American student population. Galli says he and his friends were sitting at a table during brunch break when the Vice Principal asked two of the boys to remove American flag bandannas that they wearing on their heads and for the others to turn their American flag t-shirts inside-out. When they refused, the boys were ordered to go to the principal's office.
"They said we could wear it on any other day, but today is sensitive to Mexican Americans because it's supposed to be their holiday so we were not allowed to wear it today," Daniel Galli said.
The boys said the administrators called their t-shirts "incendiary" that would lead to fights on campus.
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/loca...-American-Flag-Shirts-Sent-Home-92945969.html
Students Wearing American Flag Shirts Sent Home
Five Students Asked to Leave Campus for Wearing American Colors on Cinco de Mayo
On any other day at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Daniel Galli and his four friends would not even be noticed for wearing t-shirts with the American flag. But Cinco de Mayo is not any typical day especially on a campus with a large Mexican American student population. Galli says he and his friends were sitting at a table during brunch break when the Vice Principal asked two of the boys to remove American flag bandannas that they wearing on their heads and for the others to turn their American flag t-shirts inside-out. When they refused, the boys were ordered to go to the principal's office.
"They said we could wear it on any other day, but today is sensitive to Mexican Americans because it's supposed to be their holiday so we were not allowed to wear it today," Daniel Galli said.
The boys said the administrators called their t-shirts "incendiary" that would lead to fights on campus.
Lue C Fur
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Here is more from the local news in the school district:
I agree that school uniforms would solve not just this problem but many others and would save money for parents.
Lue C Fur
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And the latest from News Busted:
http://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted?blend=2&ob=1#p/a/u/1/b1vJWTSh250
http://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted?blend=2&ob=1#p/a/u/1/b1vJWTSh250
Lue C Fur
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Obama calls Louisiana a city... and Europe a country...Bush is laughing...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKtix4BaEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKtix4BaEk
diesel96
Well-Known Member
It’s pretty hard to find a conservative funnier than Michelle Bachman...
The only good conservative comedy I've found in the last few years has been in the "current events" section of Brown Cafe
Lue C Fur
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Latest news busted...New poll shows only 39% of Americans would vote to re-elect the Messiah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTeKIWn7YA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTeKIWn7YA
Lue C Fur
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Babagounj
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[h=2]Obama’s Flying Magical Misery Tour Buses[/h] Remember how Comrade Obama reached out to the Heartland he so clearly despises with a Midwestern bus tour? He blew $2.2 million on twin Canadian-made buses for the tour. But spending our money on sinister-looking buses is one thing; actually riding them is another. The Manchurian Moonbat actually flew from point to point, then rode a bus from the airport for show.
Like Obama, the buses were flown from place to place — at staggering public expense.
Here I was thinking that his foolish bus tour never really got off the ground.
The word fake seems feeble when applied to Obama.
Good thing he had that long vacation at Martha’s Vineyard to rest up after this grueling road trip.
On a tip from The MaryHunter.
http://moonbattery.com/
Like Obama, the buses were flown from place to place — at staggering public expense.
Here I was thinking that his foolish bus tour never really got off the ground.
The word fake seems feeble when applied to Obama.
Good thing he had that long vacation at Martha’s Vineyard to rest up after this grueling road trip.
On a tip from The MaryHunter.
http://moonbattery.com/
moreluck
golden ticket member
He thinks he's entitled and that makes him an idiot.........he's suppose to be serving the people. He's not the king....did someone tell him so?
Lue C Fur
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The latest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVMsHWy6Dmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVMsHWy6Dmc
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