NFL addiction ...or filling needs by fantasy

Discussion in 'Sports' started by ajblakejr, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    I need my NFL fix.

    Schedules are posted for my pure pleasure and LUST.

    Please be patient with me and INDULGE me is my guilty fantasies...


    OPENING NIGHT

    Thursday, September 8 -- New Orleans at Green Bay --
    Drew Brees vs Aaron Rodgers - the NFC's two best quarterbacks leading the two best offenses.
    A matchup of the last two Super Bowl champs - possibly a preview of the NFC Championship.
    And possibly the end of my marriage... WHO DAT!!!!
     
  2. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    I can't stop...help me!

    Someone wake up Detriot!!!

    The Lions on MNF????

    Did hell freeze over????
     
  3. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    WTF???

    Cowboys are coming to New York???
    Jerry Jones must have paid for this one to be placed on the schedule.
    Jerry will do ANYTHING for the National Spotlight!!!

    'boys in New York on September 11, 2011.
    Ten Years AFTER....WTF???

    Shouldn't this be a day when all souls look to NY and remember???

    Jets v. Giants - this is what should be happening on September 11, 2011!!!

    No....wait....that will happen for Xmas Eve!!!

    My first major prediction (if football comes back...)....the Giants will flip games with Dallas.

    You watch..IT WILL HAPPEN.
     
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    The ironic part is that both the Jets and Giants play their home games in New Jersey. The only true New York NFL team is the Buffalo Bills.
     
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I hope everything gets settled so I can drink much beer and watch much NFL. If not college football will be there. Co Buckeyes !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    My dear AJ,
    Please check your enthusiasm for the Saints at Sean Peyton's office door. I watched Seattle absolutely man-handle that team and thought that maybe we all had under-rated that horrible west coast team. Then I went to Chicago and experienced the B-slapping Seattle took. Horrible team. New Orleans has a lot of work to do before playing Green Bay. And while Chicago did lose to Green Bay 2 out of 3 times last year, it seems always to be very tough and competitive. Oh yeah. Green Bay should be able to sit their 2nd and 3rd string team that won the Super Bowl by the start of the season. Scary team up there in Green Bay.
     
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    The Saints did not take the Seahawks seriously and it bit them on the butt. The Bears did take them seriously and sent them home with their tails between their legs.
     
  8. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    It goes a little deeper than that. Beginning of last year Saints were "upgrading" with Bears cast-offs (Alex Brown, Lousaka Polite (?)) and I suggested at the time maybe that wasn't a good sign. I do like Brown, but I don't think he's anyone's answer at starting defensive end anymore.
     
  9. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    And I saw the Saints beat the crap out of the Seahawks in the Superdome.
    (I was in the Dome for the game.)

    And I saw Detroit play Green Bay in Green Bay and almost win.
    (I was at Lambeau - -)

    Besides...let me have my fantasy.
    I want to believe in the church of the New Orlean Saints.
    Allow me that luxury.

    Kyle Turley needs to toss a helmet again!!
     
  10. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    You may now return to your fantasy.:happy2:
     
  11. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Which one?
     
  12. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    Thank you -- NFL Football is like Chocolate and Sex.

    You can never get enough of NFL Football, Chocolate or Sex!!!
     
  13. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    The one where she and I...oh, wait. That's mine. Nevermind.
     
  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Rolling around on a football field of melted Hershey's kisses having unbridled, dirty, Saintly, sex with Drew Brees? Yeah, that one's yours...:happy-very:
     
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Make sure you include Ed Hochuli penalizing her for roughing the passer.:wink2:
     
  16. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    This is how I feel about the lockout.
    [video=youtube;YXEjXVmnAv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXEjXVmnAv4[/video]
     
  17. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And how many inappropriate puns could we make on the word "penalizing" in this instance? Damn family friendly sites--I could have so much fun with that!
     
  18. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    And Berman would come up with some clever quips to slide in as the team makes their way into the tunnel.
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    He...could...go...all...the...way....
     
  20. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And then AJ would break into
    "Stop right there--
    I gotta know right now
    Do ya love me?
    Will ya love me forever?
    Do ya need me?
    Will ya never leave me?
    Will ya make me so happy
    for the rest of my life?
    Will ya take me away?
    Will ya make me your wife?"