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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 781099" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.The Dallas Cowboys</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.Put up a goal post.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.Old</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q.What's the difference between the Dallas</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Cowboys and a dollar bill?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 781099, member: 1246"] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR] The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A.The Dallas Cowboys Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A.Put up a goal post. Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A.Old Q.What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. [COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR] Q.[COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR]What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road![COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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