Notretiredyet
Well-Known Member
Perhaps she was fond of ladies herself.
Long time ago when I first started driving, had a female sup riding with me for some kind of observation or training. In the interest of good DR's (out of sight and weather) I would take the time to walk around to the back of the house with larger parcels. At one stop I walk to the back door and there is a beautiful young lady, face down,butt naked, sunbathing on a lounge chair. I calmly set the parcel next to her and hand her the clipboard and pen hoping she gets up to sign. Bobbie then instructs me to return to the truck as she will finish the delivery. Missed out on the full frontal nudity.
My route has plenty of long driveways, so in the summer I do get the occasional sunbather. Sometimes good, sometimes the eyes hurt!
The best, was a customer that always answered the door covered in small towel, no matter what time I came to the door! One day, she told me, "her husband was away for the whole weekend."
And then?.....
Ive had cute gals come to the door in their undies. Ive also had some not-so-cute gals come to the door in their undies. Worse yet is the 70 yr old guys who dont give a damn any more and open the door wearing nothing but a pair of old tighty whities with leg openings that are so stretched that they have sack hanging out.
Long time ago when I first started driving, had a female sup riding with me for some kind of observation or training. In the interest of good DR's (out of sight and weather) I would take the time to walk around to the back of the house with larger parcels. At one stop I walk to the back door and there is a beautiful young lady, face down,butt naked, sunbathing on a lounge chair. I calmly set the parcel next to her and hand her the clipboard and pen hoping she gets up to sign. Bobbie then instructs me to return to the truck as she will finish the delivery. Missed out on the full frontal nudity.
I was more planting the seed for cosmo1s dear penthouse comment.And then nothing, I ran! Not sure what customer was getting at...
move eyes: fron 2 seconds rear 6-8 seconds
Ive had cute gals come to the door in their undies. Ive also had some not-so-cute gals come to the door in their undies. Worse yet is the 70 yr old guys who dont give a damn any more and open the door wearing nothing but a pair of old tighty whities with leg openings that are so stretched that they have sack hanging out.
Ive had cute gals come to the door in their undies. Ive also had some not-so-cute gals come to the door in their undies. Worse yet is the 70 yr old guys who dont give a damn any more and open the door wearing nothing but a pair of old tighty whities with leg openings that are so stretched that they have sack hanging out.
Delivering in a rural area down a long driveway. Can't see the front door from the driveway. Walk around the corner and there is an older overweight gentleman standing on his deck completely naked drinking a cup of coffee. I get startled and made the Homer Simpson "DOH" sound as I avert my eyes. He gets startled, which alerts the German Sheppard who proceeds to try to rip my leg off. I back around the corner using the box as a shield as I assure the man that I am OK and NOT to come get the dog. Insult to injury, there were so many cars in the driveway that I had to back all the way out of the 3/4 mile windy driveway.
Sorry about that---I thought you were those damn Jehovah Witnesses again