No women-no minorities
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scooby0048
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I never gave the ratio much thought until this thread. Funny though, 70% of my center is female with only one Hispanic.
olroadbeech
Happy Verified UPSer
these kinds of conversations seem like they are never going to end in this country. this makes the USA stay a third world country culturally.
scooby0048
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I knew there was something wrong when I took that selfie!Lmao....rot roh....you found that Zoom button, did ya, Scoob?
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
scooby0048
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Agreed, and yet we are one of the top racially, ethnically, and financially diverse countries in the world.
scooby0048
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From my cop days I do, but they are very inappropriate for such a conservative forum as this one!
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bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
I forgot you were a cop....I believe TooTechie was too. C'mon...more pig vomit. They paraded a tour down my belt a few weeks ago...there was this 400 lb guy waddling down the line and Baby Orca popped into my head....lol.
scooby0048
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Surely you can clean up the language and tell us a story.
Target loss prevention called a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot. My partner and I were only a couple blocks away so we took the call. I got there 1st find this little Honda CRX with two naked beached whales inside. Car looks like some type of explosion went off inside. Blood guts and other bodily fluids all over the windows. For sure thought it was a crime scene.
Mrs. Shamu pooped and pissed all over the place while they were procreating. Dumbo the trunkless elephant puked as a result of this and tried to get out of the car naked and quickly. Mind you, both these folks combined weighed is about 700lbs in this little Honda. He cuts his leg and johnson on the e-brake lever, bleeding everywhere. Mrs. Shamu is stuck with her
and ankles between steering wheel and e-brake / shift lever. Just as my fairly rookie partner rolls up, I tell him to make contact the occupants while I made contact with Target LP. Hero tries to free the two beached whales, get poop, pee, and vomit all over him. He pukes, falls out of car and rolls around the ground like he is stop dropping and rolling for a fire. Ambulance and patrol Sgt. rolls up to see me laughing, him rolling, and them stuck together like wet noodles. Fire arrives and cuts everyone out. That had to be one of the funniest days I can remember...my partner just didn't find the humor in it though.
scooby0048
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Read on...I just finished the story that was my favorite.
I dropped a few pounds,after that.Target loss prevention called a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot. My partner and I were only a couple blocks away so we took the call. I got there 1st find this little Honda CRX with two naked beached whales inside. Car looks like some type of explosion went off inside. Blood guts and other bodily fluids all over the windows. For sure thought it was a crime scene.
Mrs. Shamu pooped and pissed all over the place while they were procreating. Dumbo the trunkless elephant puked as a result of this and tried to get out of the car naked and quickly. Mind you, both these folks combined weighed is about 700lbs in this little Honda. He cuts his leg and johnson on the e-brake lever, bleeding everywhere. Mrs. Shamu is stuck with her
Just as my fairly rookie partner rolls up, I tell him to make contact the occupants while I made contact with Target LP. Hero tries to free the two beached whales, get poop, pee, and vomit all over him. He pukes, falls out of car and rolls around the ground like he is stop dropping and rolling for a fire. Ambulance and patrol Sgt. rolls up to see me laughing, him rolling, and them stuck together like wet noodles. Fire arrives and cuts everyone out. That had to be one of the funniest days I can remember...my partner just didn't find the humor in it though.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Wow. How on earth did they both get into the little car to begin with....vaseline amd a shoehorn? lolTarget loss prevention called a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot. My partner and I were only a couple blocks away so we took the call. I got there 1st find this little Honda CRX with two naked beached whales inside. Car looks like some type of explosion went off inside. Blood guts and other bodily fluids all over the windows. For sure thought it was a crime scene.
Mrs. Shamu pooped and pissed all over the place while they were procreating. Dumbo the trunkless elephant puked as a result of this and tried to get out of the car naked and quickly. Mind you, both these folks combined weighed is about 700lbs in this little Honda. He cuts his leg and johnson on the e-brake lever, bleeding everywhere. Mrs. Shamu is stuck with her
Just as my fairly rookie partner rolls up, I tell him to make contact the occupants while I made contact with Target LP. Hero tries to free the two beached whales, get poop, pee, and vomit all over him. He pukes, falls out of car and rolls around the ground like he is stop dropping and rolling for a fire. Ambulance and patrol Sgt. rolls up to see me laughing, him rolling, and them stuck together like wet noodles. Fire arrives and cuts everyone out. That had to be one of the funniest days I can remember...my partner just didn't find the humor in it though.
scooby0048
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Stop right there, I don't want the visual of how they got in or how they even got naked once in there!
jaker
trolling
It's easy to get in that car , hard to get out
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
I was just thinking that...how did they even have room to remove clothing? lol
