* Nov 24: National Opt Out Day!

moreluck

golden ticket member
TSA Bumper Stickers.........

Can't see London, Cant see France, Unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better. We'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last person.

We are now free to move about your body.

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Important TSA Data:








Year-to-date statistics on airport pat-down screenings from the TSA.













Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0





Transvestites: 133







Hernias: 1,485







Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172







Incontinence: 6,418





Enlarged Prostates: 8,249





Breast Implants: 59,350





Natural Blondes: 3





 
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