Now available from Big Babooba Enterprises

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Necessity is the mother of invention
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    My Story:
    I was driving up a long twisting ice covered driveway. As I rounded a corner, a FedEx truck was coming down the hill headed right for me. We were on ice and couldn't stop in time. We both hit our brakes and cut to the right. We passed each other with an inch to spare.

    It would have been hard to explain this one to the boss if we hit each other. I came up with this idea. The Big Babooba Accident Blame Transference Kit.

    NO UPS DRIVER SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!!

    For a lousy $59.95 you get:

    1. one 30 pack of beer with 29 empties and 1 unopened can
    2. one marijuana cigarette
    3. one roach and roach clip
    4. one 16 oz bottle of fake vomit
    5. one pair of rubber gloves
    6. one cell phone w / video camera
    Instructions

    1. After the accident, approach the othe vehicle and point out some damade to the other driver.
    2. When he / she bends over, whack em in the head with your DIAD.
    3. Open your kit and put on the gloves.
    4. Place marijuana cigarette in their pocket
    5. Place roach and roach clip on floor of the other vehicle.
    6. Scatter empty beer cans about the other vehicle's passenger compartment.
    7. Shake up unopened beer and carefully open it. Spray knocked out driver and inside other vehicle.
    8. Open the bottle of vomit and pour on other driver's face and clothing.
    9. Remove gloves and take out cell phone. Take video of the other driver as he / she staggers to their feet and stumble around wondering what happened.
    10. Call 911.
    The police will thank you for helping to take this menace off the road. The judge will be impressed with the evidence you have provided the prosecution. You would be charged with an unavoidable accident because it was obvious that the other driver was a pot smoking, drunken maniac.

    ORDER NOW!
    AT
    BIGBABOOBA.Com

    Our Canadian friends can order from:
    DS Enterprises
    69 Oogivashidany Way
    Ragalfart, Ont V3N 5G4

     
  2. Ms.PacMan

    Ms.PacMan Well-Known Member

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  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I have already ordered three of these from BIGBABOOBA.COM. They make great gifts!
     
  5. johnoutdoors

    johnoutdoors Member

    I volunteer to help drink the other 29 beers!!!! ROFL
     
  6. tarbar66

    tarbar66 Member

    Call me a snob but what brand of beer?
     
  7. johnoutdoors

    johnoutdoors Member

    If its free its for me. Once upon a time we all drank the cheap stuff. After 3 or 4 you cant even taste it...
     
  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.


    After 29 beers does it really matter? We are talking quantity, not quality. Think Genny.
     
  9. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    I could bootleg you some lonestar2.jpg at a nominal fee.
    [video=youtube;3EFEk44VAlk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EFEk44VAlk[/video]
    lonestar2.jpg
     
  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Tex, when I was stationed in Texas we went and took a tour of the Lone Star brewery. Very interesting and, yes, they do give samples.:wink2:
     
  11. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Due to the sudden increase of orders, I am accepting applications for beer can emptiers. You must be able to count to 29 and have a large bladder.:happy-very:
     
  12. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    You may also want the applicants to understand that they don't eat yellow snow. And Citydriver will help keep your water bill down by relieving himself outside.
     
  13. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    You're kidding right? Count to 29?? I start with a 30 pack (says so on the carton), take one out....empty the rest___done deal.
    Heck, I could be a stupor-visor.
     
  14. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    as far as the large bladder goes, I've got that covered as well.

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    PLUS
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  15. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Sorry, you're too smart to work for me. You might steal my trade secrets and sell them to a foreign company.
     
  16. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Any franchise opportunities?
     
  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Something tells me Klein is overnighting you one now.
     
  18. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    You're on a roll today Dizzee, that is funny!
     
  19. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Fethrs - Sorry about your Chargers.

    Dizzee - Those are my Boobas in that .....
     
  20. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Aj, thanks. I hate to say it, but being a Chargers fan I'm used to it. Boobas? That's a good one.