OBAMA cancels trip to Israel citing safety concerns! LOL

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hoaxster, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Obama has learned he is still a radical Muslim and can't travel to some countries like he use to. Fearing his own safety and that of his pet pig Biden, OBAMA had to cancel a fund raising engagement when the Secret Service informed him that they could not protect him and his pet pig.

    Moreover, and left out of the story, is the fact that OBAMA may be arrested and sent to China for having sex with his pig as he is charged along with FLUKE, HILARY CLINTON and PANETTA.

    Obama said, "I thought it was just eating pig that was not cool."
    Fluke said, "It was protected sex."
    Hillary was quoted, "I did not have sex with that pig."
    Panetta said, "Nothing that a lone soldier can't handle."

    Gotta love those Canaanites.

    President Obama cancels trip to Israel, saying it's too dangerous - latimes.com


    Peas

    POS
     
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    ther's just no resisting a pig with lipstick!!
     
  3. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?
     
  4. av8torntn

    av8torntn Well-Known Member

    I see the l3 showed up on cue.:grouphugg:
     
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Maybe he got it directly from a Bill Maher bit.....then it would be OK.
     
  7. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    So what was bhos drinking when he commented on his friend's arrest by saying that the Cambridge Police " acted stupidly " ?
     
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    What can you expect from a "Kardashian Presidency" ? ( thankyou, Dennis Miller)
     
  9. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Miller..not funny. Never was.
     
  10. The Other Side

    The Other Side Well-Known Troll Troll

    Never will be. Has to piggy back on orielly in 300 seat arenas to get an audience. Miller cant find work in hollywood. Serves him right.

    Peace

    TOS
     
  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    He's not in Hollywood, he's in Oprah country in Montecito.
    he's one of my favorites and I've liked him in the movies he's been in too. He has a long term deal with radio.......300 affiliates (up from 80, 5 yrs. ago). He is well employed without Bill's help.

    He's also a very intelligent comic and lots of people don't get his references.....but that's only because they're stupid and should be watching Ralphie May or Larry the Cable Guy.
     
  12. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

  13. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    What made TOS worth parodying in the first place? You give him far too much credit. We call that giving him free rent space in your head? Seems he has your number.
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I appreciate TOS even though he tends to violate the TOS often.

    He is obviously intelligent although a pathological liar ... but in a good way.

    I figured I would create a thread in tribute to his ability to take a kernel of corn and turn it into a mountain of turnips.

    If you don't take him seriously, he is rather amusing.

    Your jeolousy looks rather pathetic so I will try to parody one of your threads.
     
  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    You know the funny thing about corn........It comes out lookin' just like when it went in!!
     
  17. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Oh. Thank you. That bit about taking him seriously--does anyone really take anyone very seriously here?
     
  18. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Still tastes just as good too.
     
  19. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    In Current Events? I doubt it.
    Current Events most times is simply a lying match ... fun but strangely unfulfilling.
     
  20. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    But, I never lie! You may not like what I say, but I never knowingly lie.