OBAMA cancels trip to Israel citing safety concerns! LOL

[Catatonic]

Obama has learned he is still a radical Muslim and can't travel to some countries like he use to. Fearing his own safety and that of his pet pig Biden, OBAMA had to cancel a fund raising engagement when the Secret Service informed him that they could not protect him and his pet pig.

Moreover, and left out of the story, is the fact that OBAMA may be arrested and sent to China for having sex with his pig as he is charged along with FLUKE, HILARY CLINTON and PANETTA.

Obama said, "I thought it was just eating pig that was not cool."
Fluke said, "It was protected sex."
Hillary was quoted, "I did not have sex with that pig."
Panetta said, "Nothing that a lone soldier can't handle."

Gotta love those Canaanites.

President Obama cancels trip to Israel, saying it's too dangerous - latimes.com

Peas

POS
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[moreluck]

ther's just no resisting a pig with lipstick!!

 

[MrFedEx]

Obama has learned he is still a radical Muslim and can't travel to some countries like he use to. Fearing his own safety and that of his pet pig Biden, OBAMA had to cancel a fund raising engagement when the Secret Service informed him that they could not protect him and his pet pig.

Moreover, and left out of the story, is the fact that OBAMA may be arrested and sent to China for having sex with his pig as he is charged along with FLUKE, HILARY CLINTON and PANETTA.

Obama said, "I thought it was just eating pig that was not cool."
Fluke said, "It was protected sex."
Hillary was quoted, "I did not have sex with that pig."
Panetta said, "Nothing that a lone soldier can't handle."

Gotta love those Canaanites.

President Obama cancels trip to Israel, saying it's too dangerous - latimes.com

Peas

POS
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This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?

 

[av8torntn]

I see the l3 showed up on cue.

 

[Catatonic]

This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?

Whoosh ... over his head!


This post is a parody of a post by TOS:
http://www.browncafe.com/forum/f13/cheney-cancels-trip-canada-citing-safety-concerns-lol-343254/

 

[moreluck]

This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?

Maybe he got it directly from a Bill Maher bit.....then it would be OK.

 

[Babagounj]

This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?

So what was bhos drinking when he commented on his friend's arrest by saying that the Cambridge Police " acted stupidly " ?

 

[moreluck]

This is hateful psychotic Birther, "Muslim" ranting. Nice, respectful language for the POTUS. Did you just down a bottle of Absolut or something?

What can you expect from a "Kardashian Presidency" ? ( thankyou, Dennis Miller)

 

[MrFedEx]

What can you expect from a "Kardashian Presidency" ? ( thankyou, Dennis Miller)

Miller..not funny. Never was.

 

[The Other Side]

Miller..not funny. Never was.

Never will be. Has to piggy back on orielly in 300 seat arenas to get an audience. Miller cant find work in hollywood. Serves him right.

Peace

TOS

 

[moreluck]

Never will be. Has to piggy back on orielly in 300 seat arenas to get an audience. Miller cant find work in hollywood. Serves him right.

Peace

TOS

He's not in Hollywood, he's in Oprah country in Montecito.
he's one of my favorites and I've liked him in the movies he's been in too. He has a long term deal with radio.......300 affiliates (up from 80, 5 yrs. ago). He is well employed without Bill's help.

He's also a very intelligent comic and lots of people don't get his references.....but that's only because they're stupid and should be watching Ralphie May or Larry the Cable Guy.

 

[MrFedEx]

Whoosh ... over his head!


This post is a parody of a post by TOS:
http://www.browncafe.com/forum/f13/cheney-cancels-trip-canada-citing-safety-concerns-lol-343254/

Not at all. Once again you are comparing apples with space aliens. Not even in the same galaxy.

 

[Catatonic]

Whoosh ... over his head!


This post is a parody of a post by TOS:
http://www.browncafe.com/forum/f13/cheney-cancels-trip-canada-citing-safety-concerns-lol-343254/

Not at all. Once again you are comparing apples with space aliens. Not even in the same galaxy.

Sorry, definitely still Whoosh!

This is funnier than TOS and my posts combined.

How often to you get lost coming home from work?

 

[bbsam]

Sorry, definitely still Whoosh!

This is funnier than TOS and my posts combined.

How often to you get lost coming home from work?

What made TOS worth parodying in the first place? You give him far too much credit. We call that giving him free rent space in your head? Seems he has your number.

 

[Catatonic]

What made TOS worth parodying in the first place? You give him far too much credit. We call that giving him free rent space in your head? Seems he has your number.

I appreciate TOS even though he tends to violate the TOS often.

He is obviously intelligent although a pathological liar ... but in a good way.

I figured I would create a thread in tribute to his ability to take a kernel of corn and turn it into a mountain of turnips.

If you don't take him seriously, he is rather amusing.

Your jeolousy looks rather pathetic so I will try to parody one of your threads.

 

[moreluck]

You know the funny thing about corn........It comes out lookin' just like when it went in!!

 

[bbsam]

I appreciate TOS even though he tends to violate the TOS often.

He is obviously intelligent although a pathological liar ... but in a good way.

I figured I would create a thread in tribute to his ability to take a kernel of corn and turn it into a mountain of turnips.

If you don't take him seriously, he is rather amusing.

Oh. Thank you. That bit about taking him seriously--does anyone really take anyone very seriously here?

 

[bbsam]

You know the funny thing about corn........It comes out lookin' just like when it went in!!

Still tastes just as good too.

 

[Catatonic]

Oh. Thank you. That bit about taking him seriously--does anyone really take anyone very seriously here?

In Current Events? I doubt it.
Current Events most times is simply a lying match ... fun but strangely unfulfilling.

 

[moreluck]

In Current Events? I doubt it.
Current Events most times is simply a lying match ... fun but strangely unfulfilling.

But, I never lie! You may not like what I say, but I never knowingly lie.