Oh yes....

[soberups]

YES...it is hot enough for me today, thanks for asking.

YES...I am working late this evening.

YES...I do have something for you.

YES...I have heard the UPS/FedEx "Fed Up" joke, thanks anyway.

YES...it is raining outside.

YES...I have the "2-55" air conditioner in my truck, ha ha ha.

YES...Christmas is sort of a busy time for us.

YES...they try to have us make right turns only.

Attention Union negotiating committee....in our next contract, I would like to have the ability to trade 1 (one) optional holiday in exchange for the ability to -slap an ignorant customer without fear of termination.

 

[Coldworld]

Yes...I have left your package at your door, walked away and stepped into the package car and started the engine. Yes...I see you run out, waving your hands, to meet me at the curb as I start to take off....yes, I already know what your going to ask me as you stumble up to the passenger side door all out of breath from that 2 second jog from the house....NO, I DONT NEED A SIGNATURE FOR THAT PACKAGE!!!

 

[mikestrek]

Yes...I have left your package at your door, walked away and stepped into the package car and started the engine. Yes...I see you run out, waving your hands, to meet me at the curb as I start to take off....yes, I already know what your going to ask me as you stumble up to the passenger side door all out of breath from that 2 second jog from the house....NO, I DONT NEED A SIGNATURE FOR THAT PACKAGE!!!

oh my god! you covered it all right there. LOL. I was thinking that today.

 

[mikestrek]

YES...it is hot enough for me today, thanks for asking.

YES...I am working late this evening.

YES...I do have something for you.

YES...I have heard the UPS/FedEx "Fed Up" joke, thanks anyway.

YES...it is raining outside.

YES...I have the "2-55" air conditioner in my truck, ha ha ha.

YES...Christmas is sort of a busy time for us.

YES...they try to have us make right turns only.

Attention Union negotiating committee....in our next contract, I would like to have the ability to trade 1 (one) optional holiday in exchange for the ability to -slap an ignorant customer without fear of termination.

Right on the money

 

[jds4lunch]

YES..........I am on holidays this week and am going to sleep till noon tomorrow

 

[OldManAllowance]

No...I am not the "United Postal Service"!

 

[Big Babooba]

How are the roads?........ arrrrrgh

 

[over9five]

YES.... I have seen the mailman/Fedex guy/DHL dude.

NO.....I don't know when he'll get here.

 

[john346]

one more....

NO, I do not know what it is.


if only for the last time....

 

[Babagounj]

When did you start working on Saturdays ?

 

[Super_Genius]

Yes......I am an arrogant UPS truck driver and everyone else is stupid.

 

[sx2700]

YES...it is hot enough for me today, thanks for asking.

YES...I am working late this evening.

YES...I do have something for you.

YES...I have heard the UPS/FedEx "Fed Up" joke, thanks anyway.

YES...it is raining outside.

YES...I have the "2-55" air conditioner in my truck, ha ha ha.

YES...Christmas is sort of a busy time for us.

YES...they try to have us make right turns only.

Attention Union negotiating committee....in our next contract, I would like to have the ability to trade 1 (one) optional holiday in exchange for the ability to -slap an ignorant customer without fear of termination.

LOL....I am going to make a point to ask one of these questions from now on when I get a delivery. Oh....and I'm going to try and turn the DIAD over to sign it.

 

[Covemastah]

yes ........ I have the keys to that office building
yes.........I take the truck back to ups every nite
yes.........I do all the towns in Massachussetts
yes .......I know your cousin Earl Buttstain who worked at ups in Maine for two days in 1994
Yes........I don't mind if you take 25 mins to cut that check
Yes........I dont mind comming back at 8 pm to pick up that ground pkg to England
NO...... your next day letter wont be in Oregon any sooner if I take it at 9o a.m
No......... I didn't realize that there is a trailer missing on my tractor
yes.......We are forced to record and memorize ups commercials on the weekends
NO................we don't own the friggn'Cleveland Browns!!!!
No !!!! you don't need export documents to ship to NEW MEXICO!! [college boy]

 

[moreluck]

Cove.....love the 4th one !!!

 

[Beat'n Black n Brown]

NO.......I don't have stamps on my truck that i can sell you......
NO.......I won't call you on your cell phone and wait for you.....

 

[Covemastah]

moreluck.......we can't make this stuff up,,,,to bad we never kept a daily journal on this job........20yrs of comedy to write about from customers and mngment right down to the stupid things some of the drivers have done cove

 

[rock21]

yea hi just had a question for someone just got a job but havent been able to sign into the upsers site can anyone tell me the discount at best buy or the apple store would help alot thanks

 

[over9five]

Rock, just took a quick look. I don't see Best Buy or The Apple Store.

There's related stuff, like Hewlett Packard and IBM.

 

[over9five]

Yes... they do look nice.

No... I don't want to touch.



Please put your shirt back on, ma'am, and sign here.

 

[moreluck]

'Yes... they do look nice.
No... I don't want to touch.'

Over......you wish !!