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Once again, the biscuit saves the day!
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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1686854" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>For some reason you continue clinging to this bizarre notion that I spend 30-60 minutes every day feeding dogs.</p><p></p><p>I don't. I toss a biscuit at them in passing, or give one out while I am standing at the door waiting for a signature.</p><p></p><p>Instead of sitting in the truck and honking the horn because I am scared to get out and face a 40 lb Labrador, I exit the vehicle immediately and make the delivery while said Labrador is busy munching on the cookie that I tossed out to it.</p><p></p><p>Instead of crawling up the driveway at 2MPH and constantly having to stop because one or more dogs keeps running circles around the truck into my blind spots, I proceed at 10-15MPH while the dog(s) search the bushes for the cookies I threw in there as a diversion.</p><p></p><p>Instead of dealing with 15 or 20 dog-related send-agains every night, I deal with <em>zero</em>. And in 27 years of driving I have <em>never </em>been bitten<em>, never</em> had a dog-related injury or accident, and neither has any driver who has <em>ever</em> filled in for me on my route.</p><p></p><p>Try to keep up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1686854, member: 14668"] For some reason you continue clinging to this bizarre notion that I spend 30-60 minutes every day feeding dogs. I don't. I toss a biscuit at them in passing, or give one out while I am standing at the door waiting for a signature. Instead of sitting in the truck and honking the horn because I am scared to get out and face a 40 lb Labrador, I exit the vehicle immediately and make the delivery while said Labrador is busy munching on the cookie that I tossed out to it. Instead of crawling up the driveway at 2MPH and constantly having to stop because one or more dogs keeps running circles around the truck into my blind spots, I proceed at 10-15MPH while the dog(s) search the bushes for the cookies I threw in there as a diversion. Instead of dealing with 15 or 20 dog-related send-agains every night, I deal with [I]zero[/I]. And in 27 years of driving I have [I]never [/I]been bitten[I], never[/I] had a dog-related injury or accident, and neither has any driver who has [I]ever[/I] filled in for me on my route. Try to keep up. [/QUOTE]
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