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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1257541" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."</p><p> </p><p>If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.</p><p> </p><p>Never give your uncle an anteater.</p><p> </p><p>A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"</p><p> </p><p>What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.</p><p> </p><p>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</p><p> </p><p>Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.</p><p> </p><p>Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.</p><p> </p><p>Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1257541, member: 1246"] A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw." If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella. Never give your uncle an anteater. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?" What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. [/QUOTE]
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