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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1258905" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.</p><p> </p><p>What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? Dumb Beau.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.</p><p> </p><p>A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way. What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!</p><p> </p><p>Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.</p><p> </p><p>They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism.</p><p> </p><p>What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1258905, member: 1246"] A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? Dumb Beau. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it. A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way. What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess! Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism. What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid. I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. [/QUOTE]
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