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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1261302" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.</p><p> </p><p>A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"</p><p> </p><p>Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.</p><p> </p><p>Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.</p><p> </p><p>What's the longest piece of furniture in the world? The multiplication table.</p><p> </p><p>The dead batteries were given out free of charge.</p><p> </p><p>An expert farmer is outstanding in his field.</p><p> </p><p>A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1261302, member: 1246"] What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine. A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling. Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles. What's the longest piece of furniture in the world? The multiplication table. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. An expert farmer is outstanding in his field. A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" [/QUOTE]
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