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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1265389" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.</p><p> </p><p>Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"</p><p> </p><p>The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.</p><p> </p><p>Why did the blonde throw butter out a window? She wanted to see a butterfly.</p><p> </p><p>Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.</p><p> </p><p>A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ............ and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"</p><p> </p><p>What do you give a person with water on the brain? A tap on the head.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1265389, member: 1246"] What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor. Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!" The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations. Why did the blonde throw butter out a window? She wanted to see a butterfly. Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down. Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself. A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ............ and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" What do you give a person with water on the brain? A tap on the head. [/QUOTE]
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