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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1265876" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.</p><p> </p><p>When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.</p><p> </p><p>What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"? A man laughing his head off.</p><p> </p><p>Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.</p><p> </p><p>What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? A military coo.</p><p> </p><p>What's the motto of the ghoul's convention? The morgue the merrier.</p><p> </p><p>They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants.His charge? Turd debris assault.</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.</p><p> </p><p>I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.</p><p> </p><p>A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1265876, member: 1246"] A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"? A man laughing his head off. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? A military coo. What's the motto of the ghoul's convention? The morgue the merrier. They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants.His charge? Turd debris assault. What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." [/QUOTE]
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