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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1266449" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.</p><p> </p><p>Why do cows wear cowbells? Because their horns don't work.</p><p> </p><p>Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.</p><p> </p><p>What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.</p><p> </p><p>What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call two people in an ambulance? A pair of medics.</p><p> </p><p>Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.</p><p> </p><p>Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.</p><p> </p><p>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.</p><p> </p><p>I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.</p><p> </p><p>Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1266449, member: 1246"] He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. Why do cows wear cowbells? Because their horns don't work. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots. What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B. What do you call two people in an ambulance? A pair of medics. Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned. Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive. [/QUOTE]
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