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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1266865" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.</p><p> </p><p>Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.</p><p> </p><p>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.</p><p> </p><p>When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.</p><p> </p><p>He had a photographic memory which was never developed.</p><p> </p><p>I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.</p><p> </p><p>The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.</p><p> </p><p>Old professors never die, they just lose their class.</p><p> </p><p>Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.</p><p> </p><p>Who runs the Keebler elves' answering service? The Tree-ceptionist.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1266865, member: 1246"] A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer. Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. Old professors never die, they just lose their class. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. Who runs the Keebler elves' answering service? The Tree-ceptionist. [/QUOTE]
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