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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1267331" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>They arrested the bartender for taking liquor home. I believe the official charge was "emboozlement."</p><p> </p><p>Why isn't whispering permitted in class? Because it's not aloud.</p><p> </p><p>What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.</p><p> </p><p>This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."</p><p> </p><p>How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.</p><p> </p><p>What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture.</p><p> </p><p>What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away.</p><p> </p><p>A plateau is a high form of flattery.</p><p> </p><p>She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.</p><p> </p><p>When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1267331, member: 1246"] They arrested the bartender for taking liquor home. I believe the official charge was "emboozlement." Why isn't whispering permitted in class? Because it's not aloud. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree. This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill." How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself. What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture. What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away. A plateau is a high form of flattery. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. When she got married, she got a new name and a dress. [/QUOTE]
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