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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1269052" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.</p><p> </p><p>A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."</p><p> </p><p>What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.</p><p> </p><p>Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.</p><p> </p><p>What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.</p><p> </p><p>When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.</p><p> </p><p>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.</p><p> </p><p>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1269052, member: 1246"] What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. Some river valleys are absolutely gorges. What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh. When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. [/QUOTE]
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