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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1302618" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Witticisms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em>-------</em>The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.</p><p> </p><p>Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.</p><p> </p><p>A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.</p><p> </p><p>A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.</p><p> </p><p>There's too much blood in my alcohol system.</p><p> </p><p>I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1302618, member: 1246"] Witticisms [I]-------[/I]The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. There's too much blood in my alcohol system. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. [/QUOTE]
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