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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1307136" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>New Definitions from Susan Lister</p><p> </p><p> </p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Classic novel</strong> <em>np.</em> A book which people praise, but seldom read.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Compromise</strong> <em>n.</em> The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Conference</strong> <em>n.</em> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Conference room</strong> <em>np.</em> A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Doctor</strong> <em>n.</em> A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Etc.</strong> <em>abb.</em> An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Father</strong> <em>n.</em> The banker that nature provides.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Lecture</strong> <em>n.</em> The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Office</strong> <em>n.</em> A place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Smile</strong> <em>n.</em> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Tears</strong> <em>n.</em> The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1307136, member: 1246"] New Definitions from Susan Lister [LIST] [*][B]Classic novel[/B] [I]np.[/I] A book which people praise, but seldom read. [*][B]Compromise[/B] [I]n.[/I] The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece. [*][B]Conference[/B] [I]n.[/I] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [*][B]Conference room[/B] [I]np.[/I] A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said. [*][B]Doctor[/B] [I]n.[/I] A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills. [*][B]Etc.[/B] [I]abb.[/I] An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do. [*][B]Father[/B] [I]n.[/I] The banker that nature provides. [*][B]Lecture[/B] [I]n.[/I] The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either. [*][B]Office[/B] [I]n.[/I] A place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home. [*][B]Smile[/B] [I]n.[/I] A curve that can set a lot of things straight. [*][B]Tears[/B] [I]n.[/I] The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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