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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1322220" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>95th Birthday...</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?" </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1322220, member: 1246"] [B]95th Birthday...[/B] [B]"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"[/B] [B]He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"[/B] [B]"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?" [/B] [/QUOTE]
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