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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1325259" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Hebrew School....</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah and was asked what he had learned in Hebrew school.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Well, momma, the rabbi told us how G-d sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the Jews walked across safely. Then the Egyptians followed Moses, who used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for air cover. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and drown the Egyptians, and the Israelites were saved." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Now, Sammy, is that really what the rabbi taught you?" his mother asked. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Well, no, momma, but if I told it the way the rabbi did, you'd never believe it!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1325259, member: 1246"] [B]Hebrew School....[/B] [B]Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah and was asked what he had learned in Hebrew school. "Well, momma, the rabbi told us how G-d sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the Jews walked across safely. Then the Egyptians followed Moses, who used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for air cover. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and drown the Egyptians, and the Israelites were saved." [/B] [B]"Now, Sammy, is that really what the rabbi taught you?" his mother asked. [/B] [B]"Well, no, momma, but if I told it the way the rabbi did, you'd never believe it!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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