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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1328806" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>English Is Grand...</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>On a California freeway: Fine for Littering</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In a New York jewelry store: Genuine Fauz Pearls</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In a Kansas City oculist's office: Broken Lenses Duplicated Here</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In a Boston fast-food parking lot: Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Billboard on Florida highway: If You Can't Read, We Can Help</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>On the Triborough Bridge in New York: In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart: We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In a Grand Rapids restaurant: Half baked chicken</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost: Frost Free Library</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1328806, member: 1246"] [B]English Is Grand...[/B] [B]On a California freeway: Fine for Littering[/B] [B]In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open[/B] [B]On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job[/B] [B]In a New York jewelry store: Genuine Fauz Pearls[/B] [B]In a Kansas City oculist's office: Broken Lenses Duplicated Here[/B] [B]In a Boston fast-food parking lot: Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only[/B] [B]Billboard on Florida highway: If You Can't Read, We Can Help[/B] [B]On the Triborough Bridge in New York: In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge[/B] [B]On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart: We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.[/B] [B]In a Grand Rapids restaurant: Half baked chicken[/B] [B]On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books[/B] [B]On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost: Frost Free Library[/B] [/QUOTE]
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